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Amy's Big Pyjama Problem

"These are so comfy, I'll forget I'm wearing them!" Amy joked.

by 12345marissa
Paint On the Walls

"While you were sleeping until noon, we were out on a picnic. And somehow our sandwiches were switched around."

by silver_mirage
My Dream Vacation

"I know," I sighed, "but I really, really, really want to go."

by nonexist
The Misadventures of the Sky Pirate

It was a peaceful morning in Faerieland; the sun was slowly rising over a deserted corner of the city in the clouds, and the streets were empty save for a certain Tonu...

by dreamgate
The Perfect Negg

After chucking their slushies in a nearby bin, Aimee and Crystal arrived at the Neggery. They smiled and said hello to the Negg Faerie...

by userplay6088
Chezzanne Goes To Tyrannia

Chezzanne grinned. "That would be uber-great!" she said, using her favorite adjective, which she had made up herself.

by pixie_29
Shaye

"Mr. Shaye, team Darigan is in eighth. You were the favorite to take it all. Now this?"

by dianacat777
Friendship in an Igloo

Mika had totally forgotten. How could she forget Half Price Day? She was always all over the place too! "Oh yeah!" Mika cried. "It's Half Price Day!"

by rocknrollpup95
A Shocking Surprise

"So are you sure you want to do this?" Shelby asked Hermione seriously.

by princesshjb
Accepting Zeke

"The longest known case of a Xweetok egg remaining un-hatched is one week."

by corygirl200
A Moving Experience

There was nothing left. All the furniture had been taken and the rugs removed from the floor. Even the pictures had been taken off the walls...

by dipper70
BeautyRagdoll's Dilemma: The Decision

Which is worse? The curse or the cure?

by patjade
 
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"A Shocking Surprise" by princesshjb
Hermione laughed loudly and squeezed Shelby's hand harder. "Of course I'm ready for this," she replied, grinning up at her owner. After three hours of waiting, Shelby and Hermione finally got to the front of the line. Shelby cleared her throat and cautiously took Hermione's coat as Hermione skipped up to the Lab Ray. Hermione, however, was...




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The Money Tree's Monitor: The Yellow Acara
I didn't want to go to the Meridell Dump or anything, and Fyora said I could be the Money Tree Guardian.

by aisha_gurl_forever

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A Beginner's (Satirical) Guide to Key Quest Beta
This guide is satirical in nature and may not be the guide for you. The guide is based solely upon the recent experiences of the author of the guide and may or may not be of any actual use.

by poissonneondn

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Sunlight Sonata: Part Five
Sayang grinned. "If Keben didn't say it outright, neither will I. We're going to a demonstration. That's all you need to know."

by kittengriffin

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The Book: Part Five
"I'm not sharing a cell with the thimble fraudster!" Freddy shouted.

by herdygerdy

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Not All There
How can he do it, anyways?

by battlestar

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JubJub's Life: Snowager's Lair
I could use my foot (if I had opposite thumb) but then I should jump on one leg all the way home...

by sue_sa



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