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Wow! A Mossy Rock... Wow!

After saying goodbye to all the petpets, I trudged across the main aisle in despair. Then I spotted a rock...

by rootbeer852
Feathers That Don't Merely Shine

"Hmm," was Sloth's initial response. His second response was, "You tell me this... because?"

by micrody
Vinarok Woes

He fell into a pattern. He'd cry until the lights would come back up. Then he'd get hungry...

by philodox
A Surprise

We were all waiting for our mother to come home. She had said earlier that morning, "When I get home from work, I've got a surprise..."

by _jazz_of_mine_
Poetry for Avaio

"Write about yourself!" I suggested sarcastically. "Here, I can make a poem about you right now..."

by courtney1412
Discovering Shenkuu

She walked slowly along the rickety bridges that connected the little town of Shenkuu. Even though she had only moved a week ago, Adrienne was dreadfully sick of her new home...

by excita
Five Minutes

Backstage, tucked away in a small dressing room, a Green Ruki sat at her vanity table putting on the last of her required makeup...

by biogirl1991
A Series of Suspicious Events: The Meepit-Domination

I snuck a glance at Graciella, who was sitting by the window. Sure enough, she was staring straight at me...

by concertogreat_8
The Honorary Feepit and the Quest

The two petpets gasped in shock at the sight of Illusen standing in their backyard. "Are you with the Feepit Defenders of Neopia?" she asked...

by ashflash
A Friend... a Petpet...

Serchilum the checkered Lupe suddenly chucked an egg across the room at the Kougra. She ducked...

by chey_fireheart
The REAL Petpet Rescue

She pulled out a blue Gnorbu wool jumper, a Flotsam sweater, wool gloves, and some Kacheek ear muffs. What in the world was all this?

by mzkimmi
Meepits *ebil music*

"Aww, Socks! You've brought your little friends along for a play," his owner whispered, tugging at Socks' cheeks...

by coolomatic_girl_96
 
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Walking Carpet Care



Walking Carpets are so fuzzy you'll need to buy a nice brush. Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up. Make sure you talk to him, Walking Carpets love conversation! However, when you're speaking to them, don't be offended if they don't look at you. They have a tendency to look off into space or right off to the side of you so it looks as if they are staring...



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Finding the Perfect Petpet For Your Pet
You would like to give your Koi a puppyblew. Well, can you imagine your pet swimming around and his poor puppyblew trying to hold his breath?

by zephani

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Kiss The Mortog
In this game you are trying to pick the prince out of a number of mortogs. Every round a mortog is added and the neopoints you can earn increases, as well as the frustration.

by ohguesswhat

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Secrets and Shadows: Part Six
"You have to open the door. There's something really important that I have to tell to Lord Darigan. There's a conspiracy group which is trying to assassinate him..."

by dragonlover8560

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Nine
Cera frowned, a look of disbelief on her face. "So I'm going to run away while you stay here and play the hero?" She shook her head. "I don't think so..."

by kioasakka

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Meepit War Tactics
Just a few more...

Also by peri0neo

by cytherea007


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It's the Thought That Counts
Perhaps not the best gift idea, well, not for the gift.

by your_worst_nightmre



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