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	Baby Angel: Growing Up "Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly... by shadowcristal
	The Vampire Next Door "You're just saying that because you don't know the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best comeback ever. by petlove1995
	You Can't Get Away From Omelettes I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window... by ponypeophin
	A Thief's Promise Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along... by summerlove77
	The WORST Wednesday in My Life If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob. by peterpuffin1
	Tomos: Before the Plot "Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as he was dragged away from his mother... by mischa_rox
	The Story of the Magic Doorknob Now, you may be wondering, how did an innocent little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two... by lovetheyardstick
	Downhill I remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because it was the least perfect day of my life... by ruff_zette
	LUPE-X9 Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth... by dan4884
	About Sunburn "Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll go to Sakhmet." by child_dragon
	Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose! Half of them seem to be delirious from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations of this beast they call the Xweetok... by kool_rachy

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"LUPE-X9" by dan4884
My first Grundo recruit is a great story. It's stored in my memory banks. I can call it up at any time. ACCESSING MEMORY BANKS. Ah, here it is. PLAYING MEMORY. I stepped out of the rocket transporting us to Kreludor and looked...

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The Buzzer Game - BUZZ!
This guide should give you the basics and all that other stuff for you to become the buzzer game champ!

by littlej001

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Food Club: an Allergies Analogy
What are these "allergies" that affect certain Pirates? Why does each hinder some pirates more than others?

by blobenterprises

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The Battle of the Lucky Coin: Supplemental Text - Part Three
I asked her why a magnificent being had gone through such trouble to help an ordinary figure such as myself. And this is where I learned the identity of the one who had put me in this unfortunate little predicament...

by kublakhan27

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Absent Anubis - Part Three
"Ouch." I winced as my paws hit the ground. The sand was much warmer than I expected and it made my feet tingle...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Bad Carma
Watcher helps make a comic about the Lost Desert Puzzle.

by armadi

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Caring for Your Soot Petpet 101
People think soot petpets are low maintenance, but in fact...

by oliver381

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