Short Stories

	Of Kelp and Health Walking (or swimming, rather) to its entrance, they met the reedy Maraquan Scorchio and said, 'We're with the Neopian Health Committee...' Also by czenko28 by evanescent_pudding
	Apoc vs. the Morphing Potions "Don't do that!" cried Apoc. "I'm an evil dictator and I don't want my fur ruffled!" by mystery_island111223
	The Tale of Cutie Cucumber And, just five minutes ago, Christine had been atop the roof of her Neohome, retrieving a bouncy ball that her Poogle had unintentionally kicked... by sweetie_me274
	Tamiya "Name?" No response. The irritated Techo's eyes narrowed. "What is your name?" he asked, more sharply this time... by sarahleeadvent
	The Great Jungle Incident "See, there's that fallen tree with the split branches. And there's that clump of rocks that looks like a spitting JubJub. And there's... there's..." He trailed off. "There's that clearing we passed four times already." by varadah
	The Woe of the Fountain Faerie You know that YOU'RE upset when you get a snowball instead of a cure, but I've always wondered how the poor Faerie felt... by destervetha
	The Wishing Well Blues "Jazz, I highly doubt that you'll get your wish after 27 times," I said reasonably... by animalnutz1993
	Kip Vision Once the breakfast platters had been thoroughly rinsed, she picked up her completed lab map and said, "C'mon Dale! Let's go!" by erileen
	A Hint of Malevolence In short, Cosmo was a rambunctious Grundo in need of a good reprimanding (which of course, he had never heard the likes of)... by mistoffelees_cat
	The Warf that could Fly It was unusually hot, and felt like a midsummer day. A nice, cool breeze shifted and blew the grasses and leaves. It was the perfect day for kite flying... by bookworm01
	What Counts He was a very talkative young boy and I remember wondering if he would ever be quiet. Then he said something that I would never forget... by really_awesome_d00d
	Ocean's Embrace As they laid her down on the deck, the Uni stayed still, weighed down by the heavy net that bound her. Her breath came in ragged pants, clouding in the salty sea air... by laurelinden
	Brucey B Chronicles People walked past Brucey with strange looks, but he was used to it. He just shrugged it off and kept digging... Also by dan4884 by imogenweasley
	Midnight Snack Later that day he heard an eerie scraping sound. SCCCCRAAAPE! He ignored it and went back to bed. The next night he heard it again. SCRRAAPPE! by vampyrinia

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"I Fell off Faerieland"

Neoschool! That’s it! You rush up the steps, push open the door and race to your classroom, not pausing to catch your breath. All of your classmates have taken their seats and the teacher, a mean-faced Neopet with a short fuse, has already begun the lesson. She points to you and calls out your name. "Why are you late?"

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"I Fell off Faerieland" - and Other Wacky Excuses
"Uhh," you falter, unsure how to explain your tardiness. You know what? It sounds like you could use a good excuse!

by playmobil_is_my_life

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The Unknown Eating Habits Of Celebrities
I decided to make a list of some of the famous Neopians that might just be snacking on those milk chocolate peophins daily...

by 123snowbunny

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Lennert's Lawn Ornament, Take 2: Part Two
Lennert, carrying his golden lawn ornament Goldy in one wing, heaved a sigh. "Oh Pinky… he was such a good lawn ornament…"

by buddy33774

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Absolute Reality: Part One
Shaking his head once again, Kali got off his bed. He was beginning to repeat himself, and it wasn't exactly a pleasant task. Reality was so dull...

by shadowcristal

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The Unbelieveable
Life sized doll...?

by x0xsammehx0x

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Neopian Circumstances
WWHHHHYYYYY?

by nefily

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