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Worlds Apart: Part One

Jaden had done a few bad things and couldn't afford to let herself remember them. That was why she didn't allow thoughts of very much enter her mind, except for thoughts of the music box.

by tanikagillam
Happily Ever After?: Part One

But how was she to come up with a story of a family, when she herself had never had one? She didn't know a thing about adoption.

by majikel
The Return: Part One

My owner had left a long time ago.

by hersheykis96
 
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Chomby Day Feast



"It's a well-known fact that we Chombies are leaf-eaters," he said. "Unfortunately this seems to be forgotten on Chomby Day, and the celebratory foods that are served are things like sausage rolls and meat pies. We can't eat them, so it's a bit of a buzz kill in an otherwise great day!" Shocked by this revelation, I assured the Chombies that I would do my best to create awareness of this gastronomic faux pas. I made a promise to them that next year's Chomby Day would have an entirely different menu. That is why I am writing to all of you now. Following...



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Misunderstood
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The Glittering Visitor
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Dubloon Disaster – Not Just Some Floating Mines
Do you remember the last time you were floating along the shores of Krawk Island on a modest aquatic vessel, content with all the treasure you had accumulated, when you were savagely attacked by a large pirate ship? No?

by gloomyparadise

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Rules of Jelly World: Why It May Be In Space
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Elephante's Surprise
SURPRISE!!

Idea by swat_818 (:

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Robocrush
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