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Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part One

That day was quite frigid as usual. I arrived at Shai's Outfitters, which sold many different outfits and plushies...

by anime_cybunny
Because of a Jawshell: Part One

Soon we came to the drop off. The drop off was where we jumped in to the water to get to the underground fishing cave. My owner smiled cheerfully...

by anna_invincible
Pages of a Lost Past: Part One

I've been becoming restless. My days seem more and more meaningless, and my nights are filled with strange dreams that are oddly familiar...

by sibertiger9
 
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Exiting the Citadel



Gravity really has a lasting effect on people living high up in the air. At least Faerieland has the odd faerie to save you as you plummet. So, just what is the best way to leave the Darigan Citadel? No one knows. But, to be useful and annoying, I have compiled the ten WORST ways to leave. Enjoy! NOTE: The author of this article takes no responsibility for any of the following: maiming, personal injury, mind damaging experiences...



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The Pink Pen
My pencils and pens were nowhere to be found. I looked around my backpack once more, again finding nothing but paper...

by snorklie_snoutis

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The Source of All Evil
"Now, you must wonder to yourselves, fellow citizens of the Haunted Woods. How did these woods become so haunted?"

by turquoisephoenix

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Interview with a Raving, Screaming Lunatic
Have you ever been to the Altador Colosseum to watch a game of Yooyuball? Or maybe cheer on your favorite team? If so, then you've most likely noticed that insane screaming blue Techo.

by blacebrander

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Adjusting for the Average Holiday Pet
Walking into the Merry Outfits Shop anyone can quickly notice a theme. Green and red and the occasional brown is what most of the pets are decked in. Very festive in the Month of Celebrating, but now?

by firehazzard

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The Trouble with Being an Electric Kougra
Pesky varmints.

by rosie

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A Day Like This
Get me a supernova!

by platinum247



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