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	Bad (amazing) Quiggle Joke (face palm) This is a collab with the user Gromits. by rowdy420
	Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 3 I think it's dangerous to swim after having lunch but maybe that's just me. Also by hatsuomi. by drabkin
	Random Events: The Deserted Tomb A brave Ogrin enters the Deserted Tomb... by orlovo
	RIP: Dice-A-Roo Who decides whether you win or not, anyway? by peanutbuttermilk
	Just mutant things vol. 2 Fashion is hard when your body doesn't fit the standard. by jacquelineramrez
	Pampered!? Me? Never!! Keep them moist... by hunnybunnie
	Don't Judge a Pet by his Paint Job Seriously tho... by welikedots
	Contrast: Dinner Time Talk about poor table manners! by jojomoonless
	A new background in the mall... Some things are just not what they seem. by littlegirlydude
	Scary Tree Scary Tree So like... by kaddisti
	Ketchup I'm so sorry blame my dad for this. by shakespeareghurl
	A Pirates Life - Egg Recognition ARRRRR... by piratesy
	Hauntings Who knew someone could be that enthusiastic? by catscats365
	The truth about Kaia Sooo that's how she did it... Also by georgea12345 by doug_henrique
	Random Oddness Water Pets. by mistyqee

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Caring for Your Grey Pet

"Why would I ever want a pet that is always sad?" This has been a longstanding question for many pet owners around Neopia. Over time, many myths surrounding grey Neopets and their behaviour have surfaced. But how many are true? And how can we care for grey Neopets properly? As the owner of 2 grey Neopets, I have plenty of experience. One of the most frustrating things about being a grey pet owner is the myths that surround our grey friends! These myths are simply untrue, and should be examined thoroughly for the good of all grey Neopets. MYTHS MYTH #1: "Grey pets are always sad and gloomy." This is simply not true. Haven’t you ever heard of the phrase "you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover?" Many grey pets have a lacklustre facial expression, but this does not reflect their mood. Grey pets often get lost in their thoughts and daydreams, but this does not mean they are necessarily feeling sad. Furthermore, many grey pets look quite cheerful, such as the Usul, Kougra, Korbat, Draik, and Bruce, who sport a lovely smile!

Other Stories

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A Humble Foot Soldier
This story is meant to show the battle from the perspective of my pet Isabell while in TWR army.

by princessnath_95

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The "True" Story of the Vanishing Pound
Sweetie claims she knows the truth about the pound vanishing...do YOU believe her?

by supergirl1057

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My findings on Alien Aishas
One of my favorite things to do in Neopia is spend some time playing Assignment 53. When I gather up a bag full of NP my pet and I will head down to the arcade and spend hours trying to get the high score. (were still working on it). It got me to thinking who were these characters in the game? Were they real Neopians? I decided to do some research on these Aliens and I am going to share with you some of my findings.

by asparagushead

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A List of Must-Haves Keep To You Zen This Spring!
As the temperatures warm up and the Peaceful Tree Garlands in your gardens begin to bloom, you may be wondering how to best embrace spring’s arrival. In anticipation of the most beautiful season of the year (that’s our opinion anyway), we’ve decided to put together a list of our favourite spring-related items to help you make the most of the fresh flowers and warmer days.

In collaboration with mel_liew_ming_li

by shnicky7

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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Six
TIP SIX: SOME FRIENDS ARE CUCKOO BANANAS!

by downrightdude

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Of Silence: Signed and Sealed:Part Two
(Kanrik, 5:21am)

Alright, if this is some sort of prank, it's not a very funny one.

You've always been stupidly cryptic, but this is taking things just a bit too far. You can't even write your own signature correctly anymore?

by werelupecookies

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