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Issue: 376 | 23rd day of Sleeping, Y11

Comics

	Fortunetelling I see... I see... by larkspurlane
	The Pound Isn't That Bad! Lisette finally found a pet after poundsurfing... by lisette_15
	When the Mad Scientist Meets a Famous Neopian Our scientist took a trip to Krawk island. And look who he found to fire the ray at... by mad_kitty12
	Unknown To Me! I'm exploring! by eloise146_leo
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Sunshine Hur hur... more like "Shun-shine" xD by pikemaster1
	PWNed by the lab #1 OMG SO EXCITING!!!! by empoleon07
	Lab Dilemma Is the Lab Ray really safe? by kayla_sirvi
	Can't Sleep Count babaas, dear. Also by konayukii by neocoladdict
	Just Sit The poor thing... by katopia12
	Sadness of a Pirate To all pirate pets that started to miss it... by blaumann
	The Gallion Ranch I knew I put them somewhere... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Chokato: Thanks! Did... Did he just say "THANKS"??? by p0king
	Snowflakes! Or should we say... Exploding Snowflakes! by wirlhwind
	Neopian Tragedies; VI It's all in the proteins, kids. by fjant
	'Tween Spaces No one listens when they say "do not try this at home." by faerienyx
	Ogrin Day Copycats Hmm... must have been one good sale. by stephanieabc119
	The Wishing Well: Part I No one ever comes out... by leetmango
	I Like Usuls 11 My feet aren't small! by janebellefontaine
	Doin' it Old School Style Poor Imez! At least now people will understand his dislike for the holidays! by abcdsnowfall
	Caution: May Bite flail by beastybas
	Floating On A Tin Can Maybe you think too much. by zojo_rocamadour
	JubJub Feet Have you ever noticed that converted JubJubs always have one foot raised? by michelle186464
	The Wishing Well I wish I can grow sronger... by icesneasel
	Snowmen Cool snowman! by ssjelitegirl
	Starry Stuff Wait... So why it's called the MONEY Tree?! by marilltachiquin
	Why Draiks Have Tails Episode 1 ding by ertegenaan
	Barrel of TNT A different kind of explosive. Script by jrtluver1994 by shukaku13
	*poof* The reason why Neopets don't write their own books. by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Operation Feed a Turdle A big treat might help. by natasha_nguyen
	Yamisai 3 Dedicated to a friend who looked at a grubwich and said it looked tasty. by yoru_yamisai
	Semi Demi Silly #2 You can't have your neopoints and use them too. by sockychippycrowlet
	Honor Talk/Cry We Tyrannians fight only for Honor. by hensoyboi
	Neopian Life The disadvantages of antlers. by permewey
	Baby Curiosity! 2 Ever wonder why some baby Neopets have diapers? by charminglycharlie

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"Of Draiks and Morphing Potions" by averryyy
"I'm serious, Aratheya. You're not an it. You'll always be Aratheya to me. Remember that." My owner looked me straight in the eye, willing me to deny it. I squirmed uncomfortably and looked down at my toes with a mumbled agreement...

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Of Draiks and Morphing Potions
"She'll never be up for trade," my owner snapped...

by averryyy

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A Toybox Tale
How in Neopia did you climb all the way up there?! You don't even have arms!

by mergirl294

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Tips for Restarting in Neopia
After a struggle to worm my way back into Neopian society, I've decided to be selfless and noble and offer up my personal methods of success.

by horseshoe1414

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The Reasoning Behind the Techo Master
Neopians from all around have pondered why the Techo Master avatar has been "the chosen one".

by fenomenal

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I am Aqua: Part Six
I hadn't told them my story. I didn't trust them enough to confide in my sadness. They had treated me as a family and yet...

by reeses_pet

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The Tale of Woe: The Musical! - Part One
A tale of darkness, one of gloom, A tale of lair and crypt and tomb...

by rosabellk

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