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Circulation: 163,200,182

Issue: 280 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y9

Comics

	INSANE NEO #2 OH NO!!! by aishagirl1179
	AsianPotato: The Wrong Grave Oh fish. Also by fuzzy_jubjub_2004 by princton_fan
	For Sale Why don't you love me..?! by sydnerness
	Piratey Adventures Always consult with your pet before making important decisions... by capnpadfoot
	The Townspeople Gilly discovers that the mutant townspeople have a powerful weapon... by pencil_cases
	More Ways to Get Kicked Out of Meridell An alternative if you get banned from the Soup Kitchen... by explorer_253
	Bitten Don't dive too deep into things... by sliferosiru
	A Royal Pain: Battle Ready? Quack? by kittie_orion
	Done Deal! - Pudding! You find a Black Cherry Pudding! Enjoy! by pantheray
	Anthro Antics Drawing Anthro pets can have some strange effects on their owners. by dark_moon_blossom
	Everyday Life Err... Okay, then. o_O by fishweed
	Boochi Attacks! Ha ha, Boochi! by btcomsa12
	Spooky Spooks in Space #1 by ghostkomorichu
	You Have a Bad Day Yes, a very nice day... by siri_magatsu
	Inconceivable! Don't give your Neopets keyrings. Ever. Unless they drive. Or have keys. =0 by hakurui
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode VIII Razsile Daezzelle by khestrel
	Wishful Thinking Will you show me how? by sarika_ambrielle
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Erf... by kittylin
	Cheating Old Snargan! That cheating old Skeith is at it again! Also by dutchese159 by edmarblecake
	Mixed Blessings Too bad that's true... by addaman416
	Coltzan: King or Cook? Don't pretend you've never wondered about his culinary abilities... by hairspray_holds
	Off Track: Aisha Ears They're gone! by klipsan
	Results May Vary poke poke POOOKE by return_of_itsy
	Intellectual Twaddle Thanks to alphabetical fate, Zafaras are always last... by katu_fushigi
	Tail Tales It's a nice day for a walk. by pety_pet888
	Being a Battledomer... You must have a... by ooorianeoo
	Pojo's Paintbrush Welcome, sea-life! by pojolocohammerfoot
	The Pink Cloud Jazzmosis... by racoony
	The Healing Springs That's gotta hurt. by super_cute_babe21
	Tarla, the Nightmare: Part Three In the middle of some strange ritual... Also by roanze by kerath
	When Neopia Gives You Lemons The Wain, the Symol, and the hole by skayle
	The Perils of a Pet Rock! #1 Island Something hasn't happened! by cocoa_x_kitty
	Off-Color Don't forget your coat... by xtermination

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Eyries from all around the planet had gathered to throw a gigantic party together. Crimson-eyed Eyries from the Darigan Citadel shared stories with the glimmering scaled denizens of the Maraquan deeps, and Eyries from the snowy peaks of Terror Mountain stood together with their island cousins. Everybody at the party was having a great time. Everybody, that is, except...

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Hatshepsut
Then Lily decided that Hatshepsut should be painted desert. You may not think this a melancholy thing, but it was for Hatshepsut; her old owner had named her Hatshepsut in the hopes of one day painting her desert...

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Hyperion: The Tear
The Moehog at the opposite end of the table smiled. "Of course," he said with a grin. "I'm assigning you your first mission as a Defender..."

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Korbat's Lab: The Basics of the Lab
So, you want that pesky Korbat's Lab avatar for yourself, don't you? But you just can't seem to get it? Well, I'm here to help!

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Know the Neolodge
Ever been hit with immense guilt after a not-so-pleasant vacation for your pet? This article is for you!

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part Two
She burst through the doorway and into the garden. As fast as she could, she headed for the fence. She could hear Malei's harsh breathing as he followed...

by rachelindea

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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part Five
Revenge's glowing red eyes burned into Darigan's. “You were nothing. A living chalice of misery to be drunk from whenever we pleased. A cheap and tattered plaything. As you will be again..."

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