Malum is Better Than You at Pet Basher

by johnthezombie605

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11 Gifts You Should Never Give to Your Valentine
You’ve got your date all planned-- you’re both going to enjoy a Kelp take-out dinner while watching the sun set over Kiko Lake. All that’s left to do is pick out the perfect gift for that special someone.

Also by squishable

by suixx

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Usuki Singing Stars #43: Lola's Spring Garden
"I'm so excited to start gardening!"

by downrightdude

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Valentine Rarities to Keep Away from a Brat
Of course, there's the classic box of... candy, but there are also many other creative and unique gift ideas which your friend will surely love. Some are incredibly rare and valuable, making them a great choice for someone you truly care about.

by _brainchild_

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Flupeh Things
Alien Aishas have GROSS tastes!!

by flupeh

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