Short Stories

	Neopian Story Time: Elephante Dreams Pundaberry didn't want to be an Elephante, he wanted to be an Aisha, or brave Lupe. Instead he was stuck as a big useless Elephante that nobody loved... or so he thought... by ilovemycatembers
	Rebel Among Rebels, Thief Among Thieves Hanso flashed a cheeky grin. "Amazed by the great speed with which I pulled my escape, are we?" by sporty2443
	Baby Adventures: The Safety Deposit Box "Come on!" shrieked a Baby Usul as she playfully leaped across the silk red carpet... by cloudpuffpuff
	Finders Keepers Elline, a Treasure Keeper, adventures and longs for her father's return. :3 by movie138music
	Two Sides to Every Story What's it matter to you, anyway? It happened years ago, it's not like it's— by danneq
	You Won't Win "I guess I'll be going now, Nox," Magax whispered to the gravestone. He turned and started walking... by cyber1ofkakoradesert
	Worthless This wasn’t a good life. It was a terrible existence. He was nothing. by warriorsrock965
	Witness "That is weird. But it seems like you are not the only one whose food had disappeared. I have had other customers complaining to me about their food vanishing as well," remarked the yellow Chia. by kitty_power_2298
	The Princess's Comb Amira smirked, taking it as a challenge. "We'll see about that. Come on, Vyssa." by kaddiez

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Useless School Supplies

The Neopian School Supplies shop is still open for business, and perhaps for this same reason, and with the absence of competition, it keeps coming up with crazy inventions that no one seems to be able to use when going to school; inventions that are impractical, or just for show, and sometimes plain weird and creepy. I set up camp near the Shop for three days - despite the continuous...

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Top 20 Useless Neopian School Supplies - Part 1
A list of the top twenty Neoschool items you'll never use, in alphabetical order.

by darkobsession

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The Shop Wizard on Strike
Long live the Shop Wizard! Meep!

by frosted_chooch

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Starblaze and Blasterfire: Part Seven
It wasn't as if he had the same skills – the useful skills – that everyone else had, anyway. Unless Jalitha needed some pipes fixed, he was pretty much useless.

by saphira_27

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Stormclouds Over Meridell: Part Three
His meetings with King Skarl had been proving every bit as pointless as anticipated.

by d_morton

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Mr Pea and the Habitarium
The adventures of a really unlucky Pea Chia.

by amarillida

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Lazy Day
Too bad your closet can't solve all your problems!

Idea by redcom9

by annrawr

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