teh 1337est n00zpaper Circulation: 118,827,471 Issue: 239 | 12th day of Hunting, Y8
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

New Series


The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One

"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part One

"One day," Pete promised, "I am going to wake up before you do and clamp that beak shut."

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part One

"You do realize," she informed the lock, "that I'm going to get the blame for this."

by nimras23
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


Sticking With It



The most common cause of Neopets Burnout is because the player has set a goal they cannot achieve. If you desire ten million neopoints, don’t force yourself to try and earn 50,000 neopoints a day or any large amount like that. Even skilled restockers would have trouble with that goal...



Other Stories


---------

A Thousand Words
He hadn't always been like this. He used to be a landlubber with a family and a home. Many happy years he spent on that shoreline...

by ridergirl333

---------

Never Get Mad
Don't get mad. Get even.

by 4zure

---------

The Ultimate Guide to World Challenges
Are you looking for an easy-to-earn paintbrush to spiff up your pet? Is there a single action game on Neopets that you're pretty good at playing? If you answered "yes" to the above questions, let me introduce you to an easy way to earn paintbrushes and rare items: World Challenges.

by theneogoddess

---------

The Dummy's Guide to Extreme Herder
Samrin is a Kacheek who has an outrageous number of petpets, and doesn't seem to mind them running around like idiots until, of course, the big bad Lupe, Balthazar, comes trudging in looking for lunch...

by xd0rkyaznpridex

---------

Petpetpetpets
Why can't petpetpets have pets?

by frost_faerie

---------

The Best Way to Get a Coconut
*SIGH* Why do coconuts grow so high!!!??

by ximerika



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.