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Issue: 241 | 26th day of Hunting, Y8

Comics

	Unhinged What's the point? by sharkies
	Superpetz An usuki sale......? by bluberrie3
	A Day in Kiko Lake What a lovely day... by rose_cel
	The Mysterious Symol Hole Let's go over the plan again. Story by _tsura_ by frayedknot
	Lesson 272: SuAP What items are most effective in the Battledome? by _mauwie_
	Happy Birthday!! I guess that's why they say, "Look before you leap." by yanelis02
	Cooked? I feel so dizzy... by nightakira
	Squirrilia's Pages: Cheating This game cheats..... by accasperberry3
	The Neopals This soda rocks! What is it? by roxanne_vergara99
	Been There, Done That! Breaking news! Art by mara_s by dittomania
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore Never play dress-up when your brother is home. Written by anjie by chivo
	Operation Zafara This comic is brought to you by the "Forever Zafaras" Guild and is part of a series about the mischievous Neopets! by x_marks_the_spot
	Questionable Taste I hear you're scared of puppets. Icon drawn by lightningryu by anti_doirn
	Land of Pacman Who will save the poor rock? by pacmanite
	Cracked Up Stone Snowballs? by cnegri33
	Summer's Escapades A dragon flies past overhead. Plot by ttropicalgurl by nirvanaxd
	Kauvara's Magic Shop Restocking has never been so painful. by xlaq
	Xwee-Talk Hate is such a strong word. by saphijaze
	Haunted The dangers of some food. by hauntedheroine
	Crunchy in Milk Save me! by koji_phoenix
	Sticky Situation Once upon a time... Drawn by glowing_banana by drewcr2525
	Lord of the Lost! Rainbow Gun! Yes!! by gliderames
	Daily Neopian Mischief WEEE!... YAY! by kitty33133
	Slinky Says... Wakey wakey. by macabreinside
	Something Has Happened 3.0 Don't you just love those last 15 minutes on the Beauty Contest boards? Xarkac does... by ravenatore
	The Cybunny of the Silence The treasure of the lost city... by castor112010
	Trapped The mysterious thief makes sure that he wasn't heard... by ssjelitegirl
	Today in Neopia Not the rock icon again! by eyeslikestars
	Neocraze Balloons are dangerous! by elise24770
	Better Pay That Bill... VZZT. Art by lusethkinabaki by _china_girl_
	Art of Randomness #2: And THAT is why some Pets Glow Caution: Hazardous material. by flippyflop771
	Spoonful of Morals The evils of Tyrannian Quiggles... by seiya_from_ashes
	Koi Tastic! Koi Day today! Come party! by ashamingly
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 10 by the_darkjedi
	Koi Will Be Koi A Koi's greatest fear: the toilet... by blumaroocrazy21

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"It's Not Worth It" by weaponstar
Drano7463 opened one eye, and then shut it again as a wave of harsh sunlight flooded into the room. He began counting under his breath. "One… two… three… four…" There was muffled banging from the next room. "Five… six… seven…" A door burst open. "Eight…" And then slammed shut. "Nine…" Drano's bedroom door was flung violently open...

Other Stories

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Because You're Cursed
"Oh, no!!!!" he screamed. "My fur is falling off!" Panicked, Simba stumbled back into his room...

by kidagakash_nedakh

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The Dreamer
Neopia knows her from the Book of Ages and a constellation fashioned in her honor hangs in our night sky, but there is another story in her past, one that precedes the tale in the Book of Ages...

by dark_goddess_rising

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Spring Cleaning!
You need to know what to keep, throw away, donate. So here's a step-by-step guide for a clean and lovely inventory!

by 444lullsan444

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Going the Royal Way
So you finally decided which pet to paint royal? Good. Well, actually, think again.

by phanthasm

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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Three
"Gosh, Zar," thought Donis, "Can you believe I've been here for a whole year?"

by violajunky

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Tropical Tragedy: Search for the Jungly Jem - Part Five
I glanced to the right of the crowd to see a lonely Maraquan Kyrii sulking in a seaweed bed...

by cheopspyramid

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