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Robot Tycoon

Wow, they're really busy!

by caticulated
Normal is boring: A visit to the Vending Machine

Gather your nerkmids! Collab with sebaspet717

by alexatina
The Meepit Machine!

Wait a minute...! Collab with jenna_lyn_russell

by darkobsession
Machines in Motion: Just Monotony

Advanced technology!

by tylerhuyser
Press Paws

Slow down! Collab with i_lovee_icecream

by truebrony
Sleuthing Sloth

Can you save yourself?

by lunensis
What's That!?

Handle your zappermajigs carefully!

by prulletje1852
Wrong Move?

No?...Collab with bebsabe

by baiwuxian
El sonido de la bondad

Kindness is everything Collab with azucena46 and frecuencialatina

by romina_r
Life Improvised : Afloat, Part 1/2

It's important to learn about your history.

by keng200
The Floating Islanders - Machine's Emotion

Battledome enlightenment...

by yankeesrule244444456
Motion Detected on Terror Mountain

*zoooooom*

by beckyx191
A Unique Boochi Zap

It's entirely different! Collab with shin0bi_

by therainbowsheep
Lemint Roseatte: Machines in Motion

Music to my ears...

by littlest_wiley
Robot Yooyu Tricks

The best kind of Yooyu! Collab with sessa

by togepwi
Lawyerbot in Meridell

Lawyerbot evaluates a (pre-grey) Meridell Collab with ophiopogon

by fivemilliononly
Introducing Coach Crabby

Team Dacardia think of a new use for Crabbybots!

by lavo0810
A Failure In Motion

*Mawr* Collab with Plasticprep4eva and Chowzai

by shenkuun
Machine in Motion

Let's make a machine...Collab with dance_chik_13

by serebii251
This Machine Bridge is not Strong Enough

Not strong enough for all these potatoes! Collab with pequepanda

by kimpossibleluvr
All Ideas are Good Ones..?

Brainstorming session!

by devotedly
 
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The Top 5 Machines You'll Encounter On The Daily



Alien Aisha Vending Machine It is said that out in the great expanse of space that Alien Aisha are out to explore multiple worlds in search of adventure and knowledge. But what happens when these curious explorers decide to reach Neopia? The most logical thing possible: they bring a mysterious machine to do business with the locals! This machine can be found within Neopia Central in the Neopian Plaza, and Neopians can play with this alien machine using a currency of these space friends called Nerkmids (there are different types, colours, and prices!). The prizes that could be obtained from this machine vary depending on the Nerkmid type, as well as the combination of buttons and levers you can press. What possible prizes, you ask? You can get a wide variety of prizes that range from somewhat disturbing food prizes (spooky or simply disgusting) to incredibly colourful Paint Brushes. Remember, it is a matter of luck! Still, this machine is a Neopian Classic that everyone should try, at least once, whether it's because you feel lucky enough, you have an appetite for a rare prize like a Chocolate Fish Pop Milkshake, or just because you are aiming for Aisha Alien's cherished Avatar or Trophy Neocola Machine Everyone in Neopia knows of or has heard from the legendary Dr. Sloth. Even though he is one of the biggest villains in Neopia, we can’t deny his intelligence in creating one of the most famous entrepreneurships. It is said that he created the Neocola Machine to fund his evil plans.. But nevermind that, just what is the Neocola Machine? It is a vending machine that, using Tokens that feature the evil Doctor’s face on them, people have access to roll for different prizes including transmogrification potions that can infamously turn your pet into a twisted, Mutant variant.



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Open the Book: Robot Days
"Their little family had made their way once again to the kooky scientist’s big secret laboratory. Meepa slid along the known cold floor with his small forefins. Meepa was a Baby Tuskaninny who always came along for the ride, hoping his older brother would one day get that lucky zap..."

by endisnigh

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Cavall's Guide to Making Friends
“Happy birthday, Cathton.” The Royal Cybunny smiled as she offered the colorfully wrapped box to a small Blue Cybunny.

by precious_katuch14

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The Top 5 Machines You'll Encounter On The Daily
Now that’s a machine worthy of our love. Collab with kikepv

by rascle90

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Machines in Motion: Side Hustles of Robot Petpets
After a couple of days touring the Station and learning about the history, those Grundo’s introduced me to my new obsession… and the topic of today’s Hoppin’ Hobbies: Robot Petpets.

by spukl1

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The Other Side
Zalyin was more terrified than she had ever been in her life.

by surging

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A Charity Yooyuball
With Team Meridell leading going into the second half, would Team Darigan Citadel be able to hit back? And, more importantly, would their peace treaty survive the match?

by pikapi20



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