Short Stories

	Matrimonial Persuasion In her defense, she was trying to save both the cities of Sakhmet and Qasala here, not to mention the happiness of all parties involved; the flaming Baggusses was she going to let another disastrous marriage come to pass, not when she had the power to stop it… by kalnya
	Little Blue Lupe There were many Neopets and petpets out by the ocean for her to play with, and surely, one of them would be her very best friend. by heysarahkate
	Charity Closet Cleanout I wrote this piece in hopes of inspiring a way to use up the sheer volume of unusable PB clothing in Neopians' closets. by claytonskitten
	The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a Villain Walda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk. by _brainchild_
	Usuki Singing Stars #38: Jhoud's Bedtime Blues Before Cuddles could say a word, Lei burst into the room with a baby bottle in hand. “JHOUDUMS!” she cried. Jhoud squirmed viciously as Lei picked him up. “Mommy, he’s missing! Cuddles Jr is missing! We have to find him!” by downrightdude
	Love is Patient She was done talking, then, but I stayed silent. Did I love her then? I think I did. But love was patient, and so was I. If she didn’t say anything, then neither would I. And I didn’t. And she didn’t. by emblo93

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Anti-Valentine's Day

As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day. The day of celebrating… not being in love. For those not in the loving spirit this month of Awakening, I have come up with some splendid ways to enjoy this brilliant holiday. You might be anti-Valentine’s, but you don’t have to be anti-fun.

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Anti-Valentine's Day: A Holiday Guide
As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day.

by snowfur33

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The Best Pink Gift
Here’s a friendly guide on why Meepits make great gifts, and some tips and tricks to pass on about how to care for them

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Welcome to White River: Part Two
Buried somewhere under there was a notepad on which he had written "MAYORAL CANDIDATES" in large block letters. Try as he might, he could only think of one name that really fit what was best for the town. Underneath the title he'd jotted down the name that had haunted him from the moment she'd come into town. Portia Provoskia.

by hzoo_26

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Spiral: Part Six
We couldn’t possibly let you take over the world without making a comeback special. That’d be irresponsible...

by waterguardianwmr

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Vampires In the Mirror
A tale about to how love yourself

by janderson_lee

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Secret Valentines
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