Short Stories

	Operation Usuki Outta Here My three little sisters are baby Usul triplets, and, because of their "cute looks," my owner, Katrina, spoils them with anything they want. And the only thing they want, are, yup, Usukis... by 24meepit13
	Legend of the Voidberry The orange Grundo laughed. "Farming on Kreludor? This would cost more neopoints than I have in my budget, not to mention that it will simply not work..." by ummagine3284
	The Lucky Kau The Skeith snorted and Nina looked up at him abruptly. "I'm selling paint brushes," he said gruffly. "Real cheap..." by _supreme_dragon
	Attempting a Surprise Party I only had two hours left to set up for the party. It was my purple Xweetok AvaGirl101's (or Ava for short) birthday and I was throwing her a surprise party... by broadwaybaby986
	The Case of the Elusive X The red Grarrl folded his arms and stared back at the Mynci. "We'll go through it again, then. I repeat, where were you last Monday night?" by katiesheffield
	The Ugly Child Cleo, who was Ms. Polsha's babysitter, sighed but nodded. "Yeah, okay," she agreed... by neopartia
	Why Battle Ducks' Eyes Bulge A small, charming story about a girl and her ducks... by staticbaby337
	The Development of Petpet Cannonball All of the petpets cowered in fear, hearing the stampede of wooden peg legs and thick boots from above. The young ones in the small pit huddled as close as possible to the veterans... by ladysnowfairy
	Tiramisu and the Gems The rainbow Kougra checked her pack for the fifth time in an hour. Everything was there – her beloved yellow Cybunny plushie, some water, some food, a healing potion, and the three gems... by bootpelt
	Underworld The Pteri fluttered his wings in exasperation. "Haven't you heard the noises? The sky is falling!" by micrody

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You most likely think nothing of them; you might not even give them a second glance... but if YOU were stuck with their jobs, you might at least spare a pity smile. Listed here are the ten worst EVER jobs that any Neopian could possibly think of. It just might get you to think twice about how dedicated they really are to improving the site for everyone. Or maybe they just lost a bet...

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Top 10 Worst Neopian Jobs
We see them every day. Those poor, tortured Neopian souls with the absolute WORST jobs ever.

by x_boomerang_energy_x

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Afternoon Tea: Part One
"I got a promotion at work," she said, blowing on her tea. "I'm now the Assistant Finance Manager..."

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Two
The water chilled Blu, but not to the point that it was numbing. Paddling her white paws through the clear water, Blu swam with a natural ease...

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Cheesecake
I'm gonna repeat everything you say.

Art by kamikatze24

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