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	A Baby Bori's Treasure Hunt A sun-bleached bone poked out of the sand. Gianduja’s hurried stroll rolled into a frantic skip as gravity and the unstable footing of shifting sands forced his feet faster down the dune slope. Collab with rac4000 by lunaticrave
	The River Guardian Neopets crossed her bridge all the time on their way to the mountains beyond the village. Technically, Elerya was supposed to ask them to state their business, then grant or deny passage while taking tribute. by the_academy_awards
	Master Vex and the Art of Never Losing at Cellblock When one thinks of Darigan Citadel, a few images immediately come to mind: brooding skies, ominous architecture, and the smell of slightly overcooked Skeith steaks wafting through the air. Collab with cefoiya & idcjazmin by joshdibb
	The King of Games King Roo excitedly hopped back into his chambers with his new board game held tightly in his paws. by ningkov1
	An Unexpected Journey Rosemary sat at her desk and sighed, gazing around her room. She was totally, utterly bored. Collab with geneames1 by firefoxtails

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Let the Good Times Roll: Why Dice-A-Roo Is the Best!

Dear reader (who I also assume is a Blumaroo enthusiast, as any logical person is), I must ask you a few questions. Do you tire of staring into the void of the Wheel of Monotony, hoping for something other than a stinking Kacheekers Poster? Have you ever wasted 600 NP on a scratchcard only to be told “Better luck next time!” for the hundredth time from that annoying Wocky? Do you enjoy Neopoints, lottery tickets, or the sweet taste of a Strawberry Milkshake after narrowly avoiding a skull of doom? Well, friend, allow me to introduce you (or reintroduce you, or possibly even re-re-reintroduce you) to the most underrated yet over-clicked dice game in all of Neopia: Dice-A-Roo. Yes, I’m talking about Dice-A-Roo, that weird little game tucked away on Roo Island, presided over by a smiling Blumaroo king with a suspiciously chaotic sense of fairness. This game has it all: mystery, excitement, the thrill of victory, and the agony of clicking one too many times and watching your dreams explode in a puff of skull smoke. And the very best part? Neggs. Have you SEEN the price of Neggs lately with the rate of inflation? Now, I know what you’re thinking, right? “This Neopian Times author doesn’t have any idea what they’re talking about, Dice-A-Roo is just a random click-fest! It’s pointless!” And yes...

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Let the Good Times Roll: Why Dice-A-Roo Is the Best!
Dear reader (who I also assume is a Blumaroo enthusiast, as any logical person is) I must ask you a few questions. Collab with risatronic & snapper_65

by aronacia

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An Altador Cup Reading List for the Grey Year
Hello Altador Cup fans! I'm Al, the President of the Officially Unofficial Team Altador Fan Club. As you can imagine, this year is a tough one for all of us.

by madidogs88

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Triccity's Travels: Terror Mountain
I shrugged before entering the cabin. “Welcome back! Did you find the wreckage alright?” Snowflake greeted me at once.

by 77thbigby

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Thieves Alike
A year had passed since the arrangement between the four thieves was set into motion. Their bond grew stronger by the day and their execution of obtaining items for the Employment Agency remained flawless.

by greencheese79

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Training Tactics
Brains sure got some interesting tactics for the team... (no Yooyus were harmed during this demonstration!)

by enex123

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Neopuns
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