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Lucky Latte

Try the brand new Lucky Latte! Collab with faeriemelly

by lava_lamp_1
Favorite Faerie

How to become everyone's favorite faerie.

by linnipooh
Fabled - Illusen Day

There's always next month...

by dylan_the_ninja
Baby Food Farm

When life gives you... baby food? collaboration with theofloppy4135

by baiuki
Curses, Countercurses, and Queela Fruit

... or, How Jazan and Nabile Saved Qasala's Tourist Economy

by victoria_iii
Lab Fears

She doesn't always think before she speaks.

by pequepanda
Happy Illusen Day!

Not back to level 1!

by eleganza_lights
Well?

What is it called when a Chomby isn't paid well for his hard work?

by natashabelx
Witches!

Eye of techo...

by herdygerdy
Illusen's Word Search!

Enjoy this Illusen Day Word Search! Collab with itaela and the_gecko_dude_ii.

by muddywater1
Free Codestones

Keep them coming, please!

by akezis
Loyalty Issues

Thanks for your help!

by rescur
A Cancelled Comic

Happy Cancelled due to lack of interest day! Collab with varshajoseph

by ngf57
Happy Illusen Day! Can you find the 7 errors?

Will you be able to find all seven errors? Collab with twillla and javascripter

by mimiweasley
Grave Danger

What could be taking so long? Collaboration with Romina_r

by nico_andresss
Random Oddness: Phantom Pet

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!

by mistyqee
Anthie vs. Avatars: Dice-a-Roo

Just one more roll.

by wonderlandcomplexx
Find The Fish Negg! Math Puzzle

Can you solve this math puzzle? collab with 1337_masta

by mikurubeam297
Weather Forecast

I heard you moved out of Tyrannia!

by squin
 
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"Paddy's Unlucky Adventure" by kathleen_a_b
As the morning sun peeked through the curtains of an upstairs bedroom in Meridell, it lit up the sleeping face of a green Kacheek. When the sunlight reached Paddy’s eyes, they snapped open, and fell upon the bedside calendar informing him that today was his favourite day of the entire year. The seventeenth day of the Month of Running was considered especially lucky, was the celebration of his neighbour Illusen, and best of all, was Paddy’s birthday! Every Neopet gets a little extra luck on their birthday, but Paddy always felt particularly lucky on his day. It was as if the combined luck of the days multiplied together, rather than simply adding. He could feel it in the air as he got up that today was going to be great.




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The Pest Professor
Mystery Island residents do their best to put up with a very enthusiastic tourist...

by 77thbigby

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Paddy's Unlucky Adventure
Paddy the Green Kacheek is always excited for his birthday, but he has no idea what lies in store for him this year...

by kathleen_a_b

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Exclusive Neopian Interviews: Kauvara
Today, we will be interviewing one of our most magical friends, Kauvara!

by scorchi123

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Unsolved Neopian Cases
Unsolved Neopian Cases is an investigative article by News-A-Roo. This case is about The Grey Faerie Mystery!

by omgsinho

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The Royal Axis: Pushing Back The Dark
Evil forces are gathering on the horizon, led by villains thought vanquished long ago...

by iamnotaaron

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Trouble in Paradise
The thrilling conclusion to Trouble in Paradise!

by parody_ham



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