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	Trouble in Paradise: Fan Mail It's funny because it's true. by chasing_stars44
	Scream & Shout He's only manupulative when his favorite foods are on the line. Also by tizzlestix by msjanny
	Eclectic Antics: Writing Tip A scathing, poignant remark will henceforth be scrawled in this vacuous space. by amarettoball
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 5 Yeah, he actually has a Doctorate in Chemistry. Not that he uses it. by june_scarlet
	Kiss The Mortog So not worth it. Also by stephsie by tarake_7_7_7
	The Fastest Way To The 'Kadoatery - Mew!' Avatar Another 3 Kads Fed! by mustikeuh121
	Oopsy Daisy Watch where you pick! by kouger233
	Anniversary - Part 7 Literally ten, chronologically twenty-eight, looks more like seventeen. by caylista
	Unconverted Disadvantages That is SO embarassing Also by: mauvus by roxanna203
	Grooming Woes Grooming isn't easy. by cherokee165
	Strange Brew After the fall of Faerieland, Xandra's back at it again! Story by ryac by cletta
	My New Morphing Potion Or is it ...? by navalgazer
	The Not So Scary Cybunny What in Neopia?! by liezelotte8
	Squid Slippers: Foster Frustrations That's better. by cosmicfire918
	The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 3 How?! by iciclefaerie05
	Results May Vary: Giant Squid Physics? HA! What are those? by return_of_itsy
	Ewww Garlic Eugh, that's not fair. by trilce
	Sweet Pea A vanity story by junkgirl
	The Truth About Mutants Well, that was not as planned. by goldensif
	Got Your Nose! Hey! blonde_and_lovin_it2 by meowbey
	Mistaken Intentions I gotta hurry! Idea by: coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

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"The Extravagance of Life" by xyimba
"Perfect," King Jazan remarked, observing the object from top to bottom. "It's magnificent." "Well, I do what I can," Adrian the Tonu said proudly. "But it satisfies you?" "Very much so. This should bring wonderful income to the city of Qasala." They spoke of Adrian's masterpiece, handcrafted by him and funded by the king: the Wheel of Extravagance. Created from exquisite gold and bronze, it was designed as a tourist attraction for the city. A Neopian could pay one hundred thousand Neopoints to spin the wheel, and depending on where it landed, they won a prize. "And you made sure to make the right parts heavier?" Jazan questioned. "Yes, and I spun it one hundred times to check it. Eighty spins were profitable for Qasala. The odds of the spinner winning are just good enough that people will keep coming, but bad enough that we can make plenty of money." "Adrian, you're a wonderful person to employ. You designed this, you built it, you learned how to boost the stats of spinners... What would I do without you?"

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The Once-Forgotten Shore
Loud enough for the whole crew to hear, he announced, "Prepare to land on that shore." Tornin the navigator looked down at his map, then back up to the shore. Back down to the map, then back up to the shore. He decided he wasn't mistaken. "Captain, I think it would be very unwise to land here."

by book_moon

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In Stitches
"Come on, now, Mr. Rotter. I'll never be able to sew your arm back on if you don't stop hiding in the cellar." The zombie peered up at the Plushie Gnorbu as he loomed over the cellar door and shuddered, inching further back into the shadows.

by cannizarro

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A Battledome to Unconverted Trading Guide
Have you ever wanted to trade up into UCs but have never really known how? Well, this guide will tell you how it can be done. This guide is based upon real past trading experiences which will give you some tips as to how you can achieve a pet you have always wanted, regardless of their UC status.

by gattacaa

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Only On Neopets!
Inspired, I thought it would be cool to collect a list of Neopian quirks that are unique to the players on this site and no other. Plus, I love having an excuse to talk on the Neoboards. It's my favorite form of entertainment on here! I headed to the Neoboards and asked the players: "What are your quirks on Neopets, quirks that are unique to this site?" I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences

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And Then There Was Silence: Part Four
Kanrik throws an empty bottle against the wall. It shatters into a rain of bluish glass that scatters across the ground. Finneus is afraid to look Kanrik in the face again. "What part of 'don't ever come back' do you not understand, Finneus?!"

by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Amulet's Curse: Part Two
It had been a long trip to Altador. The pair had walked through the desert surrounding Sakhmet, and through a mountain range on a path few knew about, but finally the great land became visible. King Altador was right. The water levels were rising - and fast. In a couple days, Amira guessed, it would reach the main city. It certainly was an emergency situation.

by corrina404

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