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Issue: 524 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y13

Comics

	Hero For a Day 6/6 A good warrior always cleans the battlefield after a fight! by djudju22_8
	Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Happenstance (part 9) Coffee Break by blackaavar
	Random Oddness Starring Taelia, the man-faerie. by mistyqee
	Kadoatie Tails - Labbin' It! When a Kadoatie's incessant crying becomes too much... Idea by sylviau by partialtobananabread
	The Krawken That book again? Idea by centrifugeuse by airlineer
	A Bob's Day It's not a good thing to be a punchbag. Also by shayn_ by analogie
	The New House Don't you just love our new house? by wolfspirit200179
	Muckla and the Snowy Case - part 4 Don't ever question a meepit. Don't even question if you may question them. They have drag-away-victim skills. by lovisa966
	Blechy - A Winter's Tale Dreaming of a white Christmas... by sheik_93
	Wraith! This Won't Hurt At All! My pet's been a little worried about how much I think about the wraith pb lately (ALL the time). This one is for them. by odalisq
	Sanity Optional Do petpets have genders? by kirara_twotail
	What to do - Feed Thy Pet! Should have brought food instead of gifts. by kelementchan
	The Chocolate Factory Death by chocolate isn't that bad a way to go, however. Art by awesome_maggie by patjade
	Negg Sandwich Are those... someone's dentures!? by bubblegoldfish
	Neopian Neophyte - Strange Jobs The economy must be pretty bad. by leedom111
	Food for Thought In a Lupe's mind, they're all tasty. by akierasu
	Thadventures Maybe he should've ordered a small set of contact lenses as well... by lindanoosu
	Neopet Comics Sometimes ones and zeroes arrange themselves to form pictures of Lupes and things! by lil_jen_aside
	Kougra Stories - Looking For a Job 8/9 Yoshiko and Sorami are looking for a job; will they get one? by tachiki
	The Tales of DUCK3YZ Slorgs are afraid of Zombies. by christineosaurus
	Oops The main reason why you shouldn't bring a Water pet to the Lost Desert. by cuku1902
	Keep It Cool #1: Achyfi Achyfi is so not cool... by jeanandthen9
	How Nifty~ Close enough! by kirimiso
	sanity ltd Taoris helps Ellia to bake a delicious cake. by thunderlight314
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s 17 Sometimes, all it takes a creative solution. by alagfalaswen
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles No Draiks were undeservingly harmed in the making of this comic. by pikemaster1
	Sketch Borovan Holiday Special 1 of 3 Can it be... the elusive Nabile plushie?! by izzywizard
	Christmas at Home In this house, we aren't happy about holidays. Except for maybe one Neopet. by bluestarsnowfall16
	Search for the Wishing Well Wait, did somebody say Wishing Well?! floods the editorial submissions by serebii251
	What Happened with Neopia? We still love you, Lulu! by mudiikip

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Wearables For Babies

Back in Issue 506, I wrote an article that mentioned my top ten wearables for babies. However, since I wrote that article, I found so many more wearables that fit our lovely Baby pets, and so I'm creating a Part Two to my original list, with ten more wearables, both NP and NC, that work well with these adorable Babies. Of course, like with my last...

Other Stories

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Afraid
No one sane would actually want to visit the Beast.

by warriorsrock965

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Adopted
"Marie, it's your lucky day. You're getting adopted."

by pjrbook23

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Colors and Fitting Decorations for Wockies
Seven colors to make your Wocky look attractive.

by gemini3862

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Team Brawn: Recuperating After an Obvious Miscount
To help recover from this tragedy, there are a few remedies you can do right now!

by ihangwithvampires

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A Renewed Hope: Part Four
She found Ria in the Training Room, expertly slashing dummies with a sword. "Um... Ria? What are you doing?" Janice asked, surprised.

by chimie119

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Treasure Lost: Part Six
"I was beginning to think that no one would come to witness the conclusion of my finest experiment."

by vampiroteuthus

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