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Issue: 492 | 29th day of Eating, Y13

Comics

	Any Job Will Do - Part 10 In which he has ulterior motives. by crainwater
	Saly's Club: Camping You're doing it wrong, Lacross. by djudju22_8
	Get Rich Quick Step 1... Also by riggsy_reborn by roxanna203
	Dinner is Served! The real reason behind Extreme Herder! Idea by acara_crystal_kiss by tuxedobird
	Oh dear... Not the friendliest neighborhood. by greenflavouredink
	M3 2: Stare There are just some things you cannot win. by alagfalaswen
	Adventures of Wolfy and Sir Meepworth A hungry Lupe is easily confused... by irahath_is_oro
	Just Don't Ask - Kass Basher (Part 2) It's long enough! It's high enough! It's... It's... It's...! by raynbow_light
	The Tok of the Town: Direct Marketing Well... that's one way to sell your band's concert tickets... Script by rikkiswinginthing by moonlightfear
	Neopian Happenings Splat a Sloth - Not so exciting. by saqo
	Turn of Events - Lupe Day It's just a pet day... nothing special! by francis_neon
	Hoopla: Boochi RAGE by _pokemon12_63
	Working Hard... Or Hardly Working? Hey, what are you doing? by molzypoo
	Blumaroo Basher The perfect revenge-oriented game not only for Kass, but also those who still hold a grudge against Bonju. by 1992jk1995
	The Dark Side =D by vira8
	Sweet Tea: Koi Customization Not the greatest idea... by _kawaiidesu_
	Neopian craziness - Crazy Habitarium P3 life span is toooo short. :p by petmuju
	TouShoy! You sure about that? by littlepuffypuff
	Shades and Hues 20 Meet the Family pt. 1/11 – An Evil Baby Cybunny Appeared!! by mstr_dark
	Some Pets Just Shouldn't Have a Habitat... Run, pinchits, run!!! by rythiel
	Kougra Days - Superhero Cool costume. by _sebis_
	King Issues Be sure you know who you're talking to. by ertegenaan
	Life as a Lupe Aw, too bad, that fashionable find slipped right through your fingers! by gingaxena
	OTL: Meridell KISSY KISSY KISSY... by kamagirin
	The Adventures of RUSTBOY My name is Rustboy... by moloko
	Bubble Gum Yum! by allison_kitty11
	Speak no More Welcome to your new home, brother. by laehlani
	The Perfect Zap Burp* by bedbugz
	Wait, What? The woes of being milk. by alwaysmay
	Battledome Secrets Works every time... by spirit_of_stallion
	Peophins & Unis swooosh by replying
	Zapped Love Even lab rats have love... by maniac_road
	Petpet Lab Ray Mishaps Did I happen to mention... by kittykat9385
	Paws: Petpets Oy. by moosie920
	The Life of a P3 Poor little soldier... by xiceangelzx
	Talk About Random But it prevents scurvy! by buizelmaniac
	Peppered Reality: Boochi Because it takes muscle to blink. by rivliex
	Neo Events - Egg Festival? The Egg Festival?? by ilovepuppies31
	Neggstravaganza I found a negg! by frost_faerie

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"A New Job" by minnow
It had seemed like a simple enough job when she had signed up; she would get to sit in some poncy merchant's wagon and if on the very unlikely chance it was attacked, she would wave her sword at the idiot who thought they'd nick something valuable from a wagon with "Shiny Trinkets. They're really cool... Honest!" painted haphazardly on the side...

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Fondant and Flippant Wishes
It takes him exactly thirty-three and a half steps to get downstairs to his kitchenette, where his coffeepot warms up within seven minutes.

by kingskid999

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Dear Doctor Sloth
I think you're being unreasonable here. I'm sure you can fix me, if you put your mind to it.

by fredwulfa

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Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 1
Time to whip out those team jerseys and get supporting!

by zinkidy_dink

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Neocash Wearables You Should Own - But Don't
This list is composed entirely of items that are currently obtainable in the mall.

Also by sinistrous

by agedbeauty

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The Knowledge: Part Two
"I can assure you, Mr. Brodman, there is little in this city that I am not aware of," Jennings chuckled.

by herdygerdy

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Worlds Apart: Part Six
With a sad smile, Jaden lowered the telescope and eased it back on its stand. How easy it was for everyone else!

by tanikagillam

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