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Issue: 388 | 17th day of Eating, Y11

Comics

	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Grey Day Edition sigh by pikemaster1
	Neo Asylum 2 Happiness is fleeting... Drawn by jellyshroom by sakananao
	The Hero Society - #22 In which the entire mission kind of goes out the window. by bearcatt
	Pain(t)ful realization I've decided to change my look. by siddiemeo
	Random Events in Neopia 5 Yay for fluffyness! by spirited_dolphin
	The 4 Tails What are you looking at? by ledgers_angel_3
	Doin It Old School Style Well, I guess that snowickle is going back to the petpet ray tomorrow. by abcdsnowfall
	SOLD OUT!#2 You want a WHAT?!? by _pokemon12_63
	A Sad Celebration Happy Grey Day! Art by hakimvansoffthewall by tanyawebber
	Yurbles, Heroes? The best neopet. by loroserrano
	Gooey Snot, eh? by turquoisebird47
	Balthazar and Captain Obvious It doesn't take a therapist to see he's a little upset. by pink_nautilus
	Drama Llama Xweetok? It's basically the same pet, right? by apricate
	Spooky Spin, spin, spin! by ghostkomorichu
	Unhinged But they said I could eat anything! by sharkies
	The 'Tok of the Town: Mystery Meat Zhang and Koda decide to go out for a snack...but what's REALLY cookin' at Kyrii Kal's House O' Chicken? by moonlightfear
	Strange Antics #3 I'm not scared. by thestr4ngeone
	Milk Money And then the zapper glitched... by plumbus
	About That Being a mutant... by arcanneia
	Ewwww! Ree! How could you?!?! by misshamsterlover
	Starry Stuff Grey Day Special What?? Grey is the best colour ever?? by marilltachiquin
	Undying Love Warning: Obsessive Pack Rat Syndrome only affects owners. by ruby_chrysenthemum
	Neopian Anomaly Darn oblivious, unappreciative tourists... by lizica166
	Rightside Down Ew, there's hair all over my chocolate. by cheeperstheowl
	Random Chronicles I gotta check the high score list! by monkey_dx
	Contemptible Ways "This is outrageous!" by contemptible
	Purple Candlesticks Bless you. by xx_alanah_xx
	Purple! CLOTHES MONTAGE! YAY! by arycapricat
	In Our World [1] Neonpets rocks! by yokubou
	Why Won't You Work?!1? 'Nuff said. by dragonstorm_75
	You Are Attacked By A Noil! A Noil attacks you. by m3rcuri
	Nerfed Oops. by d0rm0use
	PWNed by the lab #6 Hello, Little Neopets. Script by genta1111 by empoleon07
	Grey Days Because being the faerie of greyness just isn't hard enough already... by suparainbow13

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"Colonel Cobb Meets his Match" by rosabellk
"Now, troops, today is a very special day: we're welcoming some new recruits to our ranks. They're – Johnson!" he suddenly snapped. "Private Johnson, what in Neopia do you think you're doing?" Cobb goose-stepped over to a Chokato that had a small Ladyblurg crawling on its leaves. Cobb was furious. "Insubordination! Harboring enemy combatants!"

Other Stories

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The Cave
Night falls.

A family of grey Korbats droops from the ceiling of a dark, damp cave.

by arsenal_seaman

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His Side of the Story: Apprentice
Parlax stood, eyes closed, in the middle of the room. He held his blaster loosely at his side...

by silent_snow

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What To Do With An Invisible Pet
While we were playing our games of the day, she disappeared. At first I thought it was a glitch.

by princess_penguin_

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An Exclusive Interview with AAA!
(drum roll please!) ...Aristotle A. Avinroo!

by kittenkutie936

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Ember: Part One
"Listen, Ember, you must never let anyone tell you you are any different, or aren't as good as anybody else, okay?"

by ralph89170

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So Not Fair!: Part One
"But Eryn!" she wailed. "I'm tired of being brown! I've been brown since, like... forever!"

by majikel

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