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Issue: 264 | 3rd day of Storing, Y8

Comics

	SOOT! No luck with the petpet lab ray? by chewypopcorn
	Petpet Security! Watch your fingers, and your toes... by pyro_blaze_jaguar
	Sausage? What's with the sausage? by weedy_hair
	NeoComp That Kelp Resturant... Part One... by chibikatza
	Done Deal! We are now witnessing a not-so-smart Cybunny. by pantheray
	That's Just Wrong - Pant Devil Someone stole from the Pant Devil? NO WAY! by happychick111
	Another Day Sometimes you can love your petpet too much... by kkadoatery
	Go Crazy I love you. ^_^ by paranoidkit
	The Unusuals When are you going to restock?! by x_xkodiskux_x
	Tazzy and Company Here, a book about juggling... by rubber_ducky_ur_da_1
	The Cybunny of the Noise Welcome, Xyto! ...and by the way, sorry... by castor112010
	Um... What? Water faerie...? by bellamorf
	Confusion Surrounds Me I knew I should have been painted thornberry!! by loveislikelemons2
	Just a Normal Day in Neopia poke by beela7
	Biscuit Pets Even biscuits need help. by me_like_juice
	Pixelated Just a weird idea about Altadorian prizes. by hauyne
	The Pant Devil Battle What's this for a weapon? by siri_magatsu
	Ooooh, Celebrity o_O Can I get your autograph? by mormorbritt
	Evil Feepit #10 All Gelerts are brave... well, most of them at least... by fmoura_98
	Pwned by Pets I'd like to buy an Acko Piggy Bank, please! by deannanicole
	Tea Time - Lollypop Joy Yay! I have a lollypop! :D by kleptie
	Dandilion Tails: You Should Feed Him MONEY Draik Egg: 3 mil pure. Idea by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Just Posin' Trugmorik the Mighty. by elfwick
	Why Bother? prod prod by sweet_card
	Atomic Wedgie Every Neopian's secret wish. Script by patjade by aiyakhiori
	N3oW3IRD Episode 06 Airborne! by neekko
	T4U: Based on True Events! King Altador hands you... by sheep_416
	Comic Chronicles: Plot Perils I'm on a roll! by xrebels
	Skyhigh - Ghosts All I wanted to do was help you dig ;_; by elyse597
	A Haunted Woods Plot comic WHOA! by zimpy222
	Stuck in the Neopet House It's a fun night for graverobbing... by spotthechelsey
	Wildernessz Wild! "Dirt Donuts" by hamsterspirit
	Spooky Somehow this doesn't seem right... by ghostkomorichu
	Slorg Day! We've dug so many of them out of those graves in the Haunted Woods. ;) by tehhotbird

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Squish Tactics

Yes, it's true; there is yet ANOTHER dice game in Neopia! Don't worry; you don't have to roll the die in this game, all you have to do is... SQUISH THEM TO A PULP! Sorry, I got a little overzealous there, but that is what you have to do to them, squish them. Being the newest game to hit Roo Island it is bound to be a hit, so why not join the fun?

Other Stories

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The Wrong Wish
As we walked on, I saw a few Peophins playing in a pool. I stopped and stared. I loved Peophins. More than anything in Neopia, I wanted to be a Peophin...

by carys1994

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The Last Piece of Seaglass
Joe had tried again and again to explain to Julie that no matter how hard he tried, he could just not find a job near the sea...

by luv_2_shop_7

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An Exclusive Interview With the Negg Faerie
Negg Faerie: Welcome to the Neggery! Well, I bet the first question on your lips will be, what on earth is a Neggery?

by userplay6088

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The Gourmet Game - A Gourmet Club Bowls Guide
Get out a ruler or object with a straight edge. Why? This is a lifesaver when playing Gourmet Club Bowls.

by ron_2793

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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Eleven
"Oh, come on. I mean, they'll never hear a word we say. It'll just be our little secret. That's the fun of it. The only people who will know that this conversation has ever happened..."

by sytra

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Ties to the Wanderer: Part Two
"But... I have this suspicion that there's something more to all this, something even Dia doesn't know about..."

Also by draikmistress123

by neokitten4

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