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Issue: 254 | 25th day of Hiding, Y8

Comics

	Random Stories, Series 2 - A Pea's Life is Not Easy Being a pea Chia has its downsides... by karatehuendchen
	Lupe-sicles: Two Opposites So, what did you do? by stallion555
	Meowclops Madness Please read the first line! by himmelskatze
	The Neopian Hospital I'm afraid you have Sneezles. by hypno_hawk
	Howl at the Dog Next Door An illusory figment to cope with an anthropomorphic form of existence... by ledgend_of_the_sun
	Petpet Parade My new petpet only knows one trick. by the_forest_maiden
	Disturbed Reality Sometimes reality is more disturbing than fiction... by fairi_dream_forest
	Calamiity's Calamities Flick! Story by vollyballgal by foiblefoible
	Usually Abnormal #4 Now you know why he is a little unwanted guy... by tristess
	Upside-Downside Of all Cybunnies... by dragonkeeper92267
	Strange Requests When Taelia needs an ingredient for a spell... anything can happen. by xoxo_card
	Colorful Snowflakes Paranoid much?... by chibikatza
	Veggies, Anyone? I guess even Plesio from the Wheel of Mediocrity needs an occasional vacation... by medli20
	Intellectual Twaddle All your Neohome are belong to us. by katu_fushigi
	It's Raining... Acorns!? Acorn... one more... by ximerika
	The Panting Devil Find out the true secret behind the Pant Devil's name... Idea by laliiveah by s2_okima
	Me and Them Yup, she lost it.... by hamtaro6969
	What Really Happened to Bob... Last spotted: 83 days ago. by emmaleigh99
	The Gallion Ranch One potato, two potato, three potato, four... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Ohhh how cute. by kittylin
	Boredom at its Max That sly, sly faerie. by toad_on_the_road338
	Yarr Matey! Ewww... it smells of fish! by endlesshollow
	Dive for Maraqua Be scared? by siri_magatsu
	Dangerously Insane BRAAARRRGH! by leah_51293
	No! Not Logic! I hope you're happy. by _xxninjaxx_
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Can you believe kids these days? by wallaroo42
	The Egg Wars Chronicles Crafty she-beast... by miajune
	Pointless Nonsense - Money Tree I actually got something! by petfriendamy
	Rii n' Vix ...I didn't do ANYTHING. by riimaru
	The Mind of Max How Max saved Neopia. by 0omythical_dragono0
	Only in Neopia... We're always funny side up! Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	lolz r@nd0m Hey! It's just like a party blower! by blisterkiss
	Nerds and Neopets: Unsanitary Kinda grody... special guest Szoobee! by guitarsiren
	Chiller - Free Lemonade There's something awfully fishy about that stuff... by dogsndragons
	Spontaniety cough I wouldn't talk about meepits, if I were you... by halo_n_friends
	Edna and Sophie's Stew Edna meets Sophie the Swamp Witch... by smockey11
	Working Hard, or Hardly Working? Five units of blue contaminated... THANKS ADAM. :K by ikusas_love
	Scratchcards and Kougras Don't Mix Kougra owners, beware! by loveycake
	Petpet Fuss Caution: very slippery. by labeboyse
	Infamy is Not So Bad! A tragic tale of the Nightsteed! by ancalimee
	2537 Sakhmet Slums I don't see the big deal... by l3luepheonix
	Usukicon Con Admission: 5 NP by plaquenil

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Other Stories

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We Could Be Pirates
"We could be pirates," Devin breathed, the stars reflecting in his merry eyes. The silence that followed was so eerie that the Pant Devil would curl into a ball and whimper...

by funkaneo123lala

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Sweet Reunions
It was dinner time and, as usual, there were the petty arguments going on from none other than my fabulous four pets...

by jamice_muff_muff

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Recruiting Members 101
Your guild should make a statement. It should say, "I am different. I am fun, exciting, and unique! Don't I just stand out from all those grey blobs?"

by sunny_forever

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How to Survive the Beauty Contest
There is a reason the Beauty Contest trophies are coveted by all!

by danman111111

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The Search for the Golden Dice: Part Two
Standing on the threshold was an old pirate Lupe, holding a rapier, which he was pointing at Dublin. Dublin stepped back...

by corr2000

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From Enemy to Brethren: Part Two
Now, as Mimi and I headed to school, with Rat trailing behind us, I let him tease me. Every time he leaped for my tail I'd manage to flick it away...

by rainbow_lover852

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