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Fit For Summer: Easy Exercise Plan

Summer is almost here! Soon, Neopets will be flocking to the beaches of Mystery Island and spending all their time outdoors playing games and sports.

by blessed_faerie
An Evening with Krawk Island's Gavril McGill

The Neopian Times recently had the opportunity to sit down with the Governor to get the scoop on what he's been doing since the reconstruction, his new favorite Krawk Island hot spots, and he'll finally introduce us to that adorable Warf!

by literary
All About Socky

It's the mysterious sock monster that keeps the Thieves Guild company in their caves, but not much seems to be known about it.

by moonandflowers
The Ultimate Beginner's Guide to Habitarium

With this guide, I'll be letting you in on a few secrets on how to level up quickly, as well as the basics of this great game.

by hellomrkrinkle
What Is Your Weirdest Neopets Quirk?

I know you have one! Maybe even several!

by indulgences
The Perks of Being a Lab Rat

Last year I started to lab one of my favorite pets, Evernone. I'm not sure if I started just for the stats or just for fun but either way, it happened.

by happytimewithmilk
The Moltaran Strike on Terror Mountain

On Monday night, while most good Neopians were fast asleep in their beds, he ordered an immediate, well-planned strike on Astereas, the Snow Queen of Terror Mountain...

by sammcason
4 Goals to Stop Putting Off – and Start TODAY!

Years go by and you're no closer to that avatar because you... haven't started. Why?

by saiphami
 
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Perks of Being a Lab Rat



Last year I started to lab one of my favorite pets, Evernone. I'm not sure if I started just for the stats or just for fun but either way, it happened. I care dearly for her but come on, life as a ghost Aisha can only go so far before you have to check out other things! To this day, she is still being zapped. Being a lab rat must feel pretty bad, I mean you're getting zapped by some mystical ray you don't know anything about! I mean...



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Lambert Bobs for Apples
"Good evening," Professor Lambert greeted politely. He really wanted no business with this other Gnorbu, but he figured that the faster he asked for directions, the faster he could leave.

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Ripples Of The Past
She repeated the dance several times, each cycle even more soulful than the last. With a final flourish, she twirled into the sky.

by lux_aeterna1234

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The Draik in Black: Pictures of Darkness - Part One
"Marco! Ashton! The photos are back!"

by dr_tomoe

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Desert Journey: Part Eight
"What part of the city do you think we arrived in?"

But Aria didn't answer. Her eyes were fixated on the pair of desert Xweetok guards approaching them. They were trapped...

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Random Oddness: Tyrannia
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My Little Bipedal Friend
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