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Terror Mountain Tilt Guide

Is your Terror Mountain Tilt score low? Are you a trophies collector in serious need... of trophies? Look no further!

by kissamus
The "Coolest" Looks for this Winter!

It's our goal to help you learn how to stay snuggly and warm while still looking fab-u-lous.

by huskergirl08
Prevent Blumaroo Cruelty

A terrible truth about the Blumaroos of Neopia.

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
Customisation on Budgets

Your Neopet can look great without making a dent in your bank account.

by cheeseworld101
How To Fail Spectacularly At Getting Game Avatars

I wanted those avatars, and thought, "Well, how hard can it be to get them?"

by blackmoorgurl
The Evils of Sakhmet Solitaire

The zombification process appears to occur after extended playing of Sakhmet Solitaire.

by cutie_pi111
Living Randomly in Neopia

I am always finding things on the ground or getting things handed to me out of nowhere, randomly.

by darkstormer666
Maxing Out: The Battle for Hi-Score Table Supremacy

The One Player Hi-Score Tables!

by stoicjohn
Becoming a Neopian Times Reporter

Now, how and where do you start? Having an interest in the rather busy Neopian world is a great place to begin.

by iluvchocolate_91
An Afternoon with Kira and Natu: The Game Edition

Today we are going to interview the stars of the game room.

Also by khmaster324

by ashflash

The Do-Gooders of Neopia

Where to start?

by kaitlinlovespuppies
 
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Solitaire = Zombies?



The zombification process appears to occur after extended playing of Sakhmet Solitaire. Motivated by boredom or a simple delight in playing Solitaire, Neopians approach the Sakhmet Solitaire Tent in the middle of the City of Sakhmet, greeting the Desert Chomby who lies in wait. The different rules catch many by surprise, but they often ignore the potential despair hiding within the cards to play a quick game. One game turns into...



Other Stories


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The Perfect Petitioners Day
Caspus was just thinking what a lovely and most perfect day it was when, as perfect things often do, everything went wrong.

by sariphe

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The Royalty Club
I'd wanted to be Royal since before Mom had adopted me, for as long as I could remember. I almost started drooling, but that wasn't a very appropriate thing for a Royal-to-be to do...

by animetriplicate

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Shay Peters and the Clockwork Caper: Part Four
I knew his weaknesses, how to push his buttons. "I'm here to take back the key that you stole," I said.

Also by chocolateisamust

by sirussblack


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The Yellow Gelert: Part Four
Chezzanne was delighted to have another sister, but Dellayn was not. She was suddenly the outsider.

by pixie_29

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ZAP!
Why the lab ray may not be the best idea for pets with phobias...

by butterflygirl113

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Pint-Sized: Holiday Glums Part 1
It seems that Quoxwood's having trouble sleeping...

by lachtaube



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