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	Becoming a HTS Dealer, and Pushing Your Patience Not many people mentioned that they gain neopoints by trading HTS, which is an abbreviation for Hard-to-Sell. by kronosaurus
	Fifty Reasons Why Pirates Pwn Thieves Pirates pwn thieves. Without further ado, here’s fifty absolutely logical and un-debatable reasons why. by cosmicfire918
	Volcano Run: Does it Ever End? There must be something at the end of that volcano, but I don’t think anyone wants us to know that! by ginelga
	But of Course I'm on the List! Now there is a new food solution for all of you Choosy Chombies, Persnickety Peophins and Selective Skeiths that won’t give you a bellyache... by mimed
	Throwing Your Very Own Neopian Times Party Step One: Who to Invite? by iamfaq
	A Grundo Chef's Legacy Everyone who has eaten at Grundos knows how much Gargarox adores cooking, but that is pretty much all that anyone really knows about him... by office_chick
	Put Away Your Collection Jars While it is admirable to set high standards and goals for yourself, you need to understand that that is exactly what you are doing: setting goals for yourself. by reissue
	TROTRODS - What does it mean? I don’t think the last R stands for Revenge because Sloth has tried that approach way too many times. ;) by neoliquidator
	Petpet Cannonball Here are the top ten reasons why shooting your petpet out of a cannon can be rather enjoyable... by peace1070
	Faerie Bubbles Guide The key thing to remember in Faerie Bubbles is that almost every bubble can be used to your advantage in different situations. by simsam24
	Camouflage: It's the New Grey Nothing will keep your little darling in the social circle like a fresh coat of camouflage. by uggazew
	25 Ways to Beat the Neopian Heat!! I hear the water temperature at Kiko Lake is pleasantly cool this time of year... by sevryn
	Typing Terror Madness: a Guide In comes a freakish array of clockwork Grundos with words printed on them. With your amazing skill you must type the words to trigger an explosion... by gwenfrewi

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Now that summer is in full swing I bet you find yourself constantly looking for ways to escape the heat. Terror Mountain is suddenly a rather appealing place, whereas simply making that daily trip to Coltzan’s Shrine seems like an arduous journey. But never fear! For even on the hottest Neopian days...

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Eralta and Opessenc's Big Ixi Day
I groaned and turned over, facing the back of the couch, until something stirred in the back of my head - it was Ixi Day...

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Battle of the Brushes
As they rounded the last turn in the tunnel, Jenny began to regret her reckless decision. But her regret shriveled away to nothing as she took in the Snowager's lair...

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The Legend of the Sword of Apocalypse: Part Two
There was no sign of a blade anywhere. Agent Deana began to think that her quest was futile...

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The Return of Celia Synoptics: Part One
"Your majesty," the Space Faerie bowed her head. "The emissaries and parents of the escapee under our protection have arrived."

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A Late April Fools Cartoon
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Worst Nightmare
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