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I Dream in Ice Cream

Adee looked around her, confusion filling her mind. Where was she? It looked like she was in her freezer, her giant, ice cream-filled freezer.

by raytaybrun
Tama's Tale

It was a beautiful day, and the sun was shining down on the Habitarium. It wasn't an ordinary group of pests by the nests, however. It was an invasion from another Habitarium.

by chestnuttiger787
Tales From Number Five: Legend of the Ghostkersword - Barallus

Unfortunately, Barallus had not inherited what his family called 'the fighting gene'. He wasn't brave...

by rider_galbatorix
Trash Everywhere

It is the idea of the Money Tree to give away stuff that you don't want, but sheesh, people could just discard that stuff because nobody wants it.

by dainta
Radiant Innocence

Steel rang against steel...

by mezvers
Spare Change

That was it, he could tell. Jaleer had been chatting with this Pink Nimmo for the past week.

by teaspill
A Mile in Her Color

We all have pets who just can't get along with one another.

by animetriplicate
It's Ok To Not Love

Eon strode along the hallway of his school, chin up, smiling. When a large Lupe bumped into him, he didn't say anything, but just kept on walking.

by treihaven
Home, Sweet Home

Perhaps I could one day say "home, sweet home" with joyful thoughts of a family I belong in.

by evaniab
The Ringleader

Kougie heard a little ping, and the door of her cage swung open. She prowled out easily, gracefully...

by kateee366
The Early Days

Even if she didn't want to admit it, she remembered the early days. They were foggyish, but still there.

by jarm9
Hannah's Forever Friend

I checked where I'd put my rocket boots and oxygen mask in one of the empty boxes. They were fine. I wasn't, though.

by uberdancingdolphin
 
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Neoschool - Episode 1: The Storm
Children, please do not roll in the mud.

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Hoban Woes
How dare you!

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