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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 17

Good morning, again.

by twillieblossom
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 12

You don't have that kind of power over me anymore.

by june_scarlet
Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 3

This is ridiculous!

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 7

No petpets were harmed in the making of this comic.

by blackaavar
Where is Sid?

They'll never find me here.

by tigger07083
The Daily Grind

Now I feel a little depresso.

by gumgum101230
Smug Bug

I don't mean to be smug... but I kind of liked how this turned out...

by innosently
Quin Makes a Grub Burger

Umm, no thanks!

by linnipooh
Magical... Toes?

Please stop.

Also by spurstrap

by suixx

The ODDEST Brothers Ever - Island Mystic

Wait, Wait, Wait. Let me stop you right there. WHERE did these Pants come from!?

by lpshannah_908
Random Oddness

Anyone got some Flat-u-less Tablets?

by mistyqee
Memory Versus Location

Quite the pair...

Also by Patjade

by izzywizard

Life with Lereik: Lab Ray

They have to get those eyelashes somehow...

by teh_hivedweller
Endless Isn't Enough

Do you know how much energy it takes to deal with twenty pets?

by queen_potema
 
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Professional Usul Skiing - A Retrospective



With another Usul Skiing Season rapidly approaching, now is a great time to remember and appreciate Terror Mountain’s most exciting sporting event – Alpine Speed Racing. Many Usuls from all over Neopia have travelled to stay in Happy Valley lodges each winter for as long as snow has graced those iconic slopes.



Other Stories


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Meal Pending
Alabaster watched the stone doorway intently from around the corner. He could smell the tasty aroma of the Breakfast Croissant wafting out of the shop. His stomach growled at the thought of a piece of Real Cheese Cheesecake. Alabaster licked his lips when he heard the sound of a can of fizzling Elderberry Achyfi being poured. This was practically a form of torture.

by meeshell362

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An Interview With Illusen
Sophie should have been excited. She was still fairly new at this whole reporting thing, and someone as inexperienced as her usually didn’t get such high profile cases. She’d already had a chance to interview Jhudora (although she was pretty sure that was because everyone else had been too terrified to do it), and now here she was, with Illusen the Earth Faerie herself.

by pupeez4eva

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10 Things Only Old Timers Will Remember
Neopets has been around for a long time, since 1999 to be exact. A lot has changed, some things have stayed the same, some things have revamped and others have all but disappeared. Let us take a stroll down memory lane for the old timers and uncover some interesting history for the newbies.

by tkprtyrhd

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Altadorian Games - A Tribute
I love Altador. I think it's a great place filled with an interesting history, vibrant characters, a deep and engaging plot, and beautiful views. I admire the council of Altador, and respect the idea of highlighting extraordinary talent and promoting self-improvement. But Altador is also a place to have fun, and with its own set of games, there's plenty of fun to be had.

by sargelw

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Chasing Treasure: Part Nine
Sam came to slowly, dragging himself into a foggy, pain filled consciousness. His head throbbed, a dull ache radiating out from the base of his skull. His arms hurt when he tried to move them, aching from being tied too tightly behind his back for too long.

by aethelar

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Faked Test Scores: Part Three
This isn't my test!” James exclaimed. He slammed the paper down on the table. “I remember exactly I wrote for my essay and this isn't it!” “But that's your handwriting,” I informed as I looked at the paper. It was James' handwriting. I could recognize it easily.

by chasing_stars44



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