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Terror Mountain Tilt Guide

Is your Terror Mountain Tilt score low? Are you a trophies collector in serious need... of trophies? Look no further!

by kissamus
The "Coolest" Looks for this Winter!

It's our goal to help you learn how to stay snuggly and warm while still looking fab-u-lous.

by huskergirl08
Prevent Blumaroo Cruelty

A terrible truth about the Blumaroos of Neopia.

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
Customisation on Budgets

Your Neopet can look great without making a dent in your bank account.

by cheeseworld101
How To Fail Spectacularly At Getting Game Avatars

I wanted those avatars, and thought, "Well, how hard can it be to get them?"

by blackmoorgurl
The Evils of Sakhmet Solitaire

The zombification process appears to occur after extended playing of Sakhmet Solitaire.

by cutie_pi111
Living Randomly in Neopia

I am always finding things on the ground or getting things handed to me out of nowhere, randomly.

by darkstormer666
Maxing Out: The Battle for Hi-Score Table Supremacy

The One Player Hi-Score Tables!

by stoicjohn
Becoming a Neopian Times Reporter

Now, how and where do you start? Having an interest in the rather busy Neopian world is a great place to begin.

by iluvchocolate_91
An Afternoon with Kira and Natu: The Game Edition

Today we are going to interview the stars of the game room.

Also by khmaster324

by ashflash

The Do-Gooders of Neopia

Where to start?

by kaitlinlovespuppies
 
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"The Mystery Island Breakfast Line" by skullkandies
Brandine sighs defeatedly and walks to the back with Laela. The line is still large, and once again, they have to wait their turn to get to the front. As they continue this endless wait, Brandine constantly reminds Laela NOT to get distracted, and NOT to leave the line for any reason. Laela tells her...




Other Stories


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A Trip to the Dentist
"Julia, we have to go," Olivia said. "The appointment is in five minutes and we've barely made it outside the house."

by maltese51191

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Diary of a Teenage Faerie: Persephone
In the centre of the room was a large cake with twelve candles on it, each one burning with a flame of a different colour.

'My twelfth birthday,' she thought. 'Soon I'll be a real faerie!'

by rookina


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The Last Page: Part Five
With every puzzle I inscribed into the book, I was growing closer to the end, closer to the last page.

by silent_snow

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Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Seven
"Captain!" Roselia exclaimed quickly, jerking around to face him, her eyes wide. She hadn't expected him to be up so early...

by vanessa1357924680

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Strange Antics #2
The Faerie Queen has her reasons.

by thestr4ngeone

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The Horrors of Neoquest, part four
Meow?

by kalvaja



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