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 Headlines"Purloined Presses and Procrastination" by queen_potema
 "How could you forget it's Halloween?!"
     Elleri the Royal Blumaroo screamed at me as I dug through a large bin in the attic. I dug out an old witch hat with matted grey hair attached and handed it to her.
     "Look. Yell at me all you want. Halloween is different in Neopia. Sorry if I don't get excited at the prospect of you mouthing off and getting turned into a Mortog by a real witch!"
     Elleri scoffed and beat the hat a couple times with her tail to shake off the dust.
     "Whatever. Just admit you lost the calendar."
     I pursed my lips. Drat. She had me.
     "I admit to no such thing."
     She turned on her heel and marched to the attic door, her black dress leaving a trail in the dust.
     "I need more borovan." I grumbled.
     I hunched over to keep from hitting the cross beams and slowly climbed down the attic ladder, and immediately ducked as my Tyrannian Lupe, Ritonie, hurled a plastic hatchet at the wall.
 
 
 
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