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Issue: 292 | 18th day of Hunting, Y9

Comics

	Accidents Happen Ow. Also by bartdrunkeys by velveteen
	Neo Tip #305 How to use the cooking pot... by going_2_b_famous
	Bees' Kneez You can have this invisible paintbrush if you want! by looweez
	The Sugar Sisters If you're reading this, this is my first time in the NT!!! by toothbrush181
	The Drenched In over her head? Idea by mattdoyle622 by zelda2222
	Dandilion Tails: Dude, What's In My Kitchen? What the...! Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Plotless Oh, nothing... evil grin by mermaidsfinn
	Inanity The world's largest mortog! by butterfly_girl_22
	Coco and Friends -- A Friendly Meal Warning: Islanders should stay away from any types of food that resemble you... by parisianprincess
	Two Tails No Sludgies were harmed in the making of this comic... I hope. ^ ^ by peepeeque
	Two's Company More's a crowd. by explorer_253
	C.H.A.O.S. Drowning? Story by precious_katuch14 by ssjelitegirl
	Quest for the Honey Potion The real reason why most of us fail at Quest #35. by acutegrrl
	Normal Never Applies It just depends on if you want to buy the paintbrush or candles. by _poundpetsaver_
	Just Another Comic What does CPMPB stand for? Chicken pesto with mozzarella and peanut butter of course! by jamz76
	Life of a Lupe Why do YOU get a cookie? by littledragonkid
	Sibling Rivalry Why do Codestones shake anyway? by evilpuppyangel
	Mipsy's Shoes Talinia and Velm grow tired of Mipsy and her complaints... by lauziloges
	The Nerkmid Mania Something has happened! by ooorianeoo
	No Evil What happens when Judimus plays a little game with Dove...? by _8d
	Memories of a Neopet - Potatoes! POTATOES!! by neokittycatt
	Danger: There Are Found Fire Balls in Altador! What's this? by caioschleich
	Pet Kicks Club If you are bored at the beach, try this... by gelert548
	Decorating on a Budget How festive! by cherry_r0ses
	Smelly Politics My graceful runner's legs! by sleepysweeper
	Cannibalism That's just wrong. by samlikesyou
	Random Something The poor Flotsams can't even go shoe shopping, either! by silvermare200
	Fiesty Freaks This dish is really good! by eevilbirdiezuh
	Battle Training Remember what I told you... by zephandolf
	Meerca Chased! Wheeeee... by _trail_
	SugarFull It's just so yum! by dya_katt108
	The Petpet I need a job... by _peppermint_27
	Addiction In Motion Heh. Yeah. That's me. ^.^ by lilcamby3556
	Kauvara Makes Lemonade Kauvara makes lemonade but omits an important ingredient... by jcspare
	Evanesce ^_^ by inuyashalover37
	A Midnight Snack... Only Dr. Sloth would think of something this evil! by fries682
	Life with Jen Neovian Costumes by hiomoni

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Oh! To Own An Ogrin!

If you were out enjoying the countryside, and saw a pair of amber eyes staring at you inquisitively, well camouflaged amongst the foliage with its stripes, rebellious mane and tufty ears, would you know who was watching you? If this has happened to you, you are lucky enough to have encountered an Ogrin. A look on the Stats page will show you that Ogrin are the second least popular (normal) Neopet, but they do not share the Gnorbu's fame...

Other Stories

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Petpet Protection
But soon PPLP 104 and 105 were crouched in the snow, waiting for the signal to rush to their posts closer to the lair of the Snow Beast...

by mystery_407

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War Letters: Darigani
Better keep an eye out, his high pompousness is starting to have suspicions about your loyalty...

by nimras23

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Unravelling the Mysteries of the Unlabelled Tin Can
I scrawled a note in the margin of my notebook: 3:52pm NST - First sighting of Unlabelled Tin Cans recorded. From outside they appear harmless. Needs more research...

by squire_genevieve

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I Command Thee To Attach!
Have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe your petpet just isn't that appealing to your new petpetpet? Hey, they have a right to be picky too.

by ayame_23

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Six
Cera was taken into another room, where countless numbers of pink pets hung out in cages...

Also by fsufan266

by kioasakka

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The Portrait: Part Four
"Let's see what we have already attempted: we've had it burned, pulverized, cast from the highest window of the chateau, cast into the lake, shredded, torn to pieces, cleaved in two..."

by really_awesome_d00d

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