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The Pointy Hat

So the pointy hat isn't totally new. Neopia's had wizards and witches and various miscellaneous magical whatevers for a while.

by kate_d
Achievements for The New Battledome

Who thought battling could be so profitable?!

by _mariokart_
Do YOU Want Retired Avatars To Come Back?

A person can dream, can't she?

by indulgences
Great Petpets for Music-Loving Neopets

So you have a music-loving pet, huh?

by agcat92
Neopets: Your Online Language Teacher

Dedicated to all people who play Neopets in different languages!

by sosunub
Species Representation in Neopian Comics

Reading something for so long and so often, you can't help but notice... things. Certain trends that are hard to ignore.

by zombie_ninja_cat
Maraquan Pets: Our Fishy Friends

Maraquan pets are unique among pets, requiring a particular type of care that other pets simply don't need, but it's certainly worth it to have these finned-fellows in our lives!

by shroom3223
Stop Skeith-Shaming!

Owning a Skeith can be one of the most rewarding things in Neopia.

by themysteryshack
Which Altador Cup Player Are You?

Every year, eighteen lands come together to create the largest sporting event that Neopia has ever seen, with the goal to win the Altador Cup!

by goblinswag
 
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Should Retired Avatars Return?



By retired avatars, I don't mean plot or war avatars that were clearly meant to be earned once and never again, like the Darigan Darkling avatar. I mean avatars like the Plushie Nova or Coco Roller avatars, which were part of the games and giveaways on this site, but then disappeared and never came back. I was pleasantly intrigued by this subject, and decided to research the avatars I wish could be brought back, even though the chances of that happening are quite rare. But a person can dream...



Other Stories


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Her Song
He did not smile as his fingers gently ran over the golden strings. He stared, unblinking, at the orange sky for several moments.

by allison_kitty11

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Aulyssa's Scavenger Hunt
A chocolate waterfall rushed down a candy mountain, splashing onto the sugar-sand shore. Miles of shiny rock candy path scrolled over the cookie gravel. Stacks of candy cane emerged from the ground...

by honeybee_462

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The Transfer: Part Two
She glanced up at Maj. "He's extremely excited. He wants to do the Transfer tomorrow."

Maj's eyes widened. "That's so soon!"

by kimssuperanimals


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The Spells of Slumber: Part One
"This spellbook you are after, Rasala, forget about it. It is lost."

by phoenixs_angel

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Clandestine
The Sway is always aware when a holiday approaches. Happy Acara Aquatic Festival!

by 0123kl

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Really Now, Tarla?
Nope. Nobody named Donny in Neopia.

by neohappy123



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