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The Quiggle’s Quest

Quarkley the Quiggle was no cheat. Sure he liked to play Cheat, and of course he sometimes lied about which cards he was playing. That was the nature of the game, wasn’t it?

by quigglebaby
 
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What Even is that? 20 Strange Items in Neopia



Given how diverse and unique Neopians are, it’s wholly unsurprising that some of their inventions are equally as diverse and unique. Between decorating Neohomes and fighting opponents in the Battledome to preparing dinner parties and brushing up on the latest Neopian literature, there is certainly a benefit to having access to such a wide array of goods at our disposal. But some of these goods are truly beyond comprehension. Too often I find myself asking, “What even is that??” or “Why does this exist??” I frequently ponder how these items originated and what purposes they serve. I also wonder about the fates of their creators. And now, I’d like to share some of those oddities with you.



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What the Altadorian Constellations Mean for You -3/3
Welcome to the third and final installment of “What Altadorian Constellations Mean for You.” Thank you to those of you who have stuck by me during the first two volumes. I hope you will find this final piece worth the wait.

by kayahtik

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10 Avocado Items for the Avocado Lover!
Ah, the avocado. A green fruit containing a single, large pit. It is apparently a type of berry, but for the sake of things, we'll just call it a fruit. The flavor of the avocado is rather difficult to describe. Not exactly sweet, but not quite savory either... the avocado is truly the most unique fruit. From various foods, to beauty products, to other oddities, the avocado is a very diverse fruit that deserves to be celebrated!

by sparkgal

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The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Four
Spike, Yan, Kon, Keen, Lazir, Ursula, and Julian all looked over to see where Kimmy was pointing and could see movement in the water as a pair of bone horns broke the water tension. “Kon, push us away now!” Julian shouted.

by hannahcreep

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Lupe Pack Detectives-Copycat:Part Six
After days of preparation, which included ‘scouting’ reports from a couple of Neopian Times and Neopian Post Office deliverers and the Neohome Builders Association, we were ready for the battle.

by lupe_hunter_7

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Animals??
crunch crunch

by dewenver

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Flupeh Things
A lupe's self care routine

by flupeh



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