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Orlitz and the Geraptiku Scandal: Part One

"What a day," she thought contently as a pair of giggling youngsters hurried past her. Orlitz had finally achieved her dream job—being a field reporter for the Neopian Times, and was flustered by the fact that she could now tackle her very first reporting assignment for the major newspaper...

by josephinefarine
 
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Top Xweetok Items



Now the line that goes from the Xwee's forehead to the tip of its tail might make you think that these Xwees are much the same as skunks, but do not be fooled! These beautiful creatures are in every respect superior to skunks, and they don't like being compared to them, so beware! To celebrate the day dedicated to the wonderful species that is the Xweetok, we have come up with a list of our 15 favourite items! (Because 10 just couldn't cover it)...



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