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Undercover Defenders - The New Partner: Part One

Even today, unbeknownst to the public, these secret members keep Neopians safe from harm, for that is the job of a Defender of Neopia...

by popso_the_hopso
Potion 319: Part One

"I told you, not one of these potions ever would harm anybody! He must have added something or tampered with it," Kauvara insisted.

by chax1414
 
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"The First Relic" by mintacia
Erty the Shoyru was like every other Shoyru. He collected stamps, adored his gruslen petpet, regularly cleaned his toenails, and enjoyed long walks on the beach. There was nothing particularly odd about young Erty. He was, quite honestly, a bit boring. When he walked down the crowded Neopian streets, no one spared him a second glance. And why should they?




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A Slorg in the Bakery!
It was as he bent down to see into one of the lower cupboards that he made eye contact with the Slorg, which was still in hiding behind the measuring cups.

by bashmina_pashmina

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The Taste of Chocolate
His father had made perfectly clear his opinion on chocolate.

"Useless," he said.

by grits_x


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Maximizing Your Neopoint Earning Potential
A foolproof way to maximize your time playing flash games, while also having fun in the process.

by terragainsborough

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22 Instruments to Make You 97% Cooler
Because I'm just that nice, I have compiled a list of the coolest instruments in Neopia.

by laurapet131

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Brown Family Tales
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by fizbrown2

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The White Weewoos go to work
Just another day working on the Neopian Times.

by monkeysrcomintogetu



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