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Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part One

That day was quite frigid as usual. I arrived at Shai's Outfitters, which sold many different outfits and plushies...

by anime_cybunny
Because of a Jawshell: Part One

Soon we came to the drop off. The drop off was where we jumped in to the water to get to the underground fishing cave. My owner smiled cheerfully...

by anna_invincible
Pages of a Lost Past: Part One

I've been becoming restless. My days seem more and more meaningless, and my nights are filled with strange dreams that are oddly familiar...

by sibertiger9
 
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Exiting the Citadel



Gravity really has a lasting effect on people living high up in the air. At least Faerieland has the odd faerie to save you as you plummet. So, just what is the best way to leave the Darigan Citadel? No one knows. But, to be useful and annoying, I have compiled the ten WORST ways to leave. Enjoy! NOTE: The author of this article takes no responsibility for any of the following: maiming, personal injury, mind damaging experiences...



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A Dicey Situation
 "Nah, let'er stay, Grimmy! Arrr, but I love a loser!" cackled the grizzled, one-eyed Eyrie seated on her left...

by perseph4981

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Living With Lyke
The day in Neopia was bright and the air was fresh. A perfect day for the Lupes to do yard work and that's what they did...

by taggerung_num1

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Gaming vs. Restocking
Yes, there is always the option to be both a Gamer and a Restocker, but both take a lot of dedication; splitting that dedication in half really spreads out the time between your goals and achieving them. It's best to stick with one thing for a while and when you get bored you have something new to move on to.

by hes_my_angel

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Rink Runner: Skating to Perfection
The rules are quite simple. All you have to do is grab the musical notes. You grab the musical notes by jumping into them. Avoid the sharp notes. These look like tic-tac-toe boards, if you ask me.

by misterp55555

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Kauvara's Magic Shop
Brewing on an empty stomach...

by xlaq

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The Gallion Ranch - spinoff
Once again, a comic defies the laws of physics.

Script by hakuryu_86

by pacmanite




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