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Snown't Worry About It

Snow Neopets have a strange sense of humour...

by icecreamkatana
17 Years

There's always something...

by x_blood_scale_x
The Borovan Dilemma

Who knew there would be so many choices?

by cardboardfish
A Hungry Skeith

Sometimes a hungry skeith needs a festive snack...

by happydoodle09
Love Spreads

It's the little things...

by saviorsephirot
Return to Form

Knock knock!...

by _quartervirus_
Faellie Tales 18: Lonely Plushie

Little gestures can go a long way...

by coco6468
Fishing with Friends

Tentacle buddies!

by valokki
Finding a new hob-pea!

Everyone needs a hobby!... Collab with Morphousss and Rescur

by devotedly
Comedy Isn't My Strong Suit

Some Pets aren't great at everything...

by serein
Ashkary's Café - Mail Fraud Pt. 3

When in doubt, add more tape.

by saintsalmon
A Glowing New Year!

The fresh origins behind the bright confidence of one young lupe called Synvix...

by neoanimalz12
The Truth Behind Gourmet Prices

The perfect setting! Collab with hottie_2004_67_888

by xoxcharm
Drink Debacle

Mmm... bean juice!

by leighlizzzie
Adventures of Hannah and Kanrik

The joke might be getting a little old. It was only one time, Hannah!

by katiekazoo
 
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"Off-Season's Greetings" by azurryn
Kep asks the question right after their last practice, just as Layton's getting ready to dismiss the team. "So… what's everyone planning to do over the Winter Starlight break?" Unusual silence falls over the Darigan Yooyuball team in the wake of the question, a stark contrast from their usual rowdiness. Reshar frowns thoughtfully; Tormo huffs and sighs; Layton occupies himself by looking around at his team. Eventually, it's Tandrak who breaks it with a laugh, shrug and swish of his tail as he gets to his feet. "Practise, of course," he answers. "Gotta keep sharp, right? The Yooyuball's not gonna — " "You're still banned until your wrist recovers," Layton cuts in, glaring at Tandrak. He may be notoriously bad at following instructions, but even he doesn't go as far as to defy a direct order from the captain… usually. Tandrak fixes him with a defiant stare that Layton meets with easy impassivity, long used to his most stubborn team member's obstinacy. After another long minute of unbroken silence, Tandrak huffs in annoyance and looks back at the rest of the team instead. "Fine. I guess I have no plans then, since Vicky's just banned me from practising." "That's Vickles to you," Layton says, more for show than anything else since the nickname has long since taken root.




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In the Wake of Wreckage
What reason have ye for locking me in the brig?” I shouted through the corroded iron bars. “Can’t ye see that I be innocent?” It should have been painfully obvious to these sailors that I was the victim.

by sir_serene

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A Walk in Each Other’s Step Out Shoes
Do I look pretty?"

The Gelert twirled happily in her new dress. Its bright fuchsia material clashed with the Green of her fur, but the shopkeeper, a beautiful Blue Uni wearing a lustrous blonde wig, clapped her hooves boisterously for her.

by hybatsu


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How to Take Grooming from Glum to Glorious
Hannah’s Quest Log has me grooming my Neopets again. But this grooming was not up to any acceptable standard.

by juli_puff

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Advanced Guide to Grundo Snowthrow
This is a guide to Snow Wars II.

by vanillastar12

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Knight & Squire: Preface
Rowan scratched his bandaged arms as he watched Sir Percival practice grappling techniques with a young Kougra.

by terpsichorean_writer

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Moonrise: The Origins of Team Kreludor
After a disappointingly short inaugural campaign, how would Team Kreludor respond?

by pikapi20



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