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Issue: 383 | 13th day of Running, Y11

Comics

	Starry Stuff Sometimes, painting a petpet isn't a good idea. by marilltachiquin
	Candy Pea Tragedy Innocently packaged candy, right..? by moonlit_fantasty
	Battledome Tests Would you fight with me? Idea by spiritdweller13 by cevierakasky
	Pea Soup! Delicious pea soup! Script by instructing by amkb123s
	I Believe I Can Fly Fly like a bird. Idea by pattodrez by verob
	Sour Blue Slushie #1 Worst birthday party ever? by silver_polecat
	Neopian Philosophy Salesman. by wicked_summer
	Cheat! Spectre the Card Shark He thinks he's so great... by sloshypond
	3 Different Ways We have to wait that much for that? by gabrieldeltc
	How Rude! You look awesome! Idea by nerdytiger by misshamsterlover
	A Buzzy Life Baby paint brushes don't last long. by reppoy
	Sloth's Device Sloth gets a new toy. by yankeesrule244444456
	Frozen Yogurt II Why you should not mess with a hungry Skeith... by lulu_goodyear
	Eat Your Veggies Save yourself! by gorillu
	Simply Me Regarding petpet homes... by virenn
	The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia : #1 Say it loud, say it proud by amamamole
	An Unwanted Holiday - Part 1 The adventures in the lives of one Christmas Zafara, a red Grundo, a red Blumaroo and a green Eyrie. by kattairi
	Juniper Sage #1 Researching some of Neopia's most fatal diseases. by crabcake123
	Fuzzles in the Garden I don't even have a plant to put in it! by siddiemeo
	Too Bad You win 200 Neopoints!! by pipla88
	Wicker Toilet Who on earth would want a wicker toilet? by sodapopcat4444
	Heroes Postwar dramas. by leetmango
	Black and White. Special Guest: Pink!! Really, this is supposed to not have colour, but... by fuzzymonkey31
	Batteries Not Included Muahahaha! Idea by destinationxunknown by _majestic_eagle_
	Sloth's Woes This is not a subliminal message brought to you by the meepits. Also by taz_241590 by elmisticosun
	Islander Tails ~ The astounding.... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! Captain Obvious... able to realize things 4 seconds before everyone else! Spectacular! by sethcrocodile
	Insanity to the Fullest What a great deal, too! by weezncat
	The Avvie Day! It's always a great day to gain a new shiny avvie! by sassofrasso
	The Snowager On top of the pile of treasure you see... by sogochilli
	Kacheek Tails - Appetite Manners? Patience? What are those? by kittyshootingstar
	KeyQuest Adventures ... Also by matheusiungue10 by laiomaia

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Your Neopet's Day

How do you cope with this? It's hard not to make any other pets jealous, and not to over-indulge your pet. Another problem is how your bank balance will cope; birthday cake, gifts and even wrapping paper can be expensive these days, even if you know what to buy. I was contemplating this a few weeks ago when Kacheek Day came about; my Kacheek, Cobblle, is very quiet and would never ask for a present or...

Other Stories

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The Gatherer and the Rogue
This was why Yurius had come to Altador, to find the only person who would love Petpets even more than he did; maybe she could help him.

by phoenixs_angel

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A Lesson
"Our owner's on vacation. We should be doing all sorts of crazy things that she never lets us do!"

by safekitten

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Guild Advertising Advice
Sensible Copy and Paste, Conversation, and Courtesy are key.

by dylanreborn

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Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough!
There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around...

by sarahsmithies

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An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Six
"She wasn't telling us a horror story! She was giving us instructions!" I snapped.

by _lapaix

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Cycle of the Moon: Part Eight
The Lupe knew that Shenkuu would soon fade into blackness. The year would be over, and the good and evil spirits of the five senses would have dominion over the land for several hours.

by reggieman721

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