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Headlines "A Trek With Team Lost Cause 2: Coltzan's Curse" by mimitchi880 "You do not have any draws left!”
“I don’t have any what now?—I swear I had four left for the third round—”
“There are no more available moves!”
“Well, maybe if you hadn’t given me three eights in all the corners of the pyramid…”
Vonde Cayle, Team Lost Desert’s left defender and off-season solitaire devotee, was having a particularly bad streak. The first day, he had pretended it was a small spell of awful luck when Sakhmet Solitaire gave him ten losing games in a row. Day two, he figured it could just be a hint of heat stroke keeping him from properly assessing the cards during Pyramids.
It was day eight now. His ratio of losses to wins was more than 100:1. He felt like he hadn’t won a card game since before the last Neopian purge. Maybe even before the destruction of Qasala. It had been… a long time.For someone who scored as many goals as he did during the Altador Cup, he thought he deserved to be just a little bit better at some good old-fashioned desert cards.
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The Pteri who did not know how to fly Once upon a time in Meridell, there was a tree; not too tall, not too short, with foliage as green as a fir that swayed in the wind like the softness of a Carmariller's wings-beating and strong branches as resilient as a Turdle. collab with seniority
by fluffalspike |
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Varanna:Part Two Percet gazed around his home and sighed with contentment. Everything was packed, donated, or given away and he was ready to move on to his next adventure.
by karlynne1964 |
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