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Cumulative Trophies – Conquering the Impossible

The TLDR version of my last article was that these trophies are not impossible to get, even if you’ve only just signed up to Neopets today. They simply require a huge investment of time and dedication, with a smidgen of luck thrown into the mix.

by puddydog
Showing Your Love for Coltzan III

He's more than just a floating ghost head!

by mimitchi880
Twenty Winter Avatars

Winter is coming! Do you know what avatar you’ll rock on the Neoboards when it comes? Here are some of the best avatars for celebrating the holidays and the cold.

by berzerkturtlez
Interviews with the Dark Faerie Sisters: Malice

I’m glad you have opened up to the second part of this special installment of interviews. Last time, Spite’s interview was published for the Neopian world to see, which was met with some controversy and fear. I got some letters asking me what the three Dark Faerie Sisters are up to, but I cannot say, nor do I know. Perhaps it is best just to stay cautious, my dear readers.

by xiaolin10413
Conquering The Castle Of Eliv Thade

Are you whacky about words? Do you love the scarier side of Neopets? Do you dream of being locked away in the castle of an evil Kacheek, trying to solve anagrams to escape and save your own life? The Castle of Eliv Thade is the game for you!

by krawkedattitude
Stupendous Slorgs

In this article I will outline some of the reasons slorgs are amazing creatures, and perhaps persuade those with doubts about the slorg why you should give them a chance. It is my sincere hope that with time and facts you will come to love and appreciate the slorg.

In collab with xxnovey and liezelotte8

by seismicfury

Fall in the NC Mall

Have you made your way over to the NC Mall lately? If you have not given it a visit you really should! There are a lot of amazing new items coming out for fall, you can almost smell the apple cider and pumpkin muffins as you wander through the aisles trying on the cool new wearables.

by pixeldream
 
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"The Heart of Spring" by ketchup547
The eventide Gelert tread lightly through the forest, making no sound. She wore a dress weaved entirely of flowers. Even from here, I had no doubt that the flowers were still alive. Her pale brown hair cascaded around her shoulders. It, too, was interwoven with flowers. Ditreys and Springabees fluttered around her, even pollinating her dress. A single earth faerie followed close behind her. The Gelert sang a song about a Korbat and the moon as she walked, tapping plants with her ears. She left a trail of green grass and brightly coloured flowers in her wake. I couldn’t help but smile despite myself. She was beautiful. She was, after all, the heart of spring. Last month, I’d been contacted through several intermediates by the heart of winter. He was an eventide Bruce, with bright yellow feet and snow flurries dancing across the darkened sky along his cheeks.




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Keen's Pirate Adventure
I’m gonna spoil the ending of this story right now: I die. But not really, or else I wouldn’t be writing this, right? And you don’t really die in Neopia, you’re brought back as someone else.

by hannahcreep

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The Heart of Spring
The magic of seasons is in more danger than anyone realises...

by ketchup547

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The Becoming of the Royal Thief:Part Three
Things are never quite what they seem.

by k3l26

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EPC: Extreme Potato Confusion
Are you ready for this?

collab with fullyalive2

by xx_bleu_xx


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Broccoli
i'm listening..

by _gizmo_stern_



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