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Issue: 375 | 16th day of Sleeping, Y11 |
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Gnorbu Care
First of all, please note that Gnorbus do not have hooves. They have adorable, wittle stubby- Tlizl: Stop it! That's so... undignified! Fine. They are cute, though. Where were we... Ah, yes. The legs have only a short, soft layer of fur. Too short to comb; shampooing followed by brushing with a Blue Gnorbu Brush will do. Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily. Be especially careful to brush where leg meets body under the stomach, as tangles have a tendency to develop...
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