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	How to Keep the Rickety Boat Afloat Goals, especially setting them, help a great deal when trying to get to where you want to. by love_charmed
	What Shopkeeper are YOU? See which shopkeeper best fits your personality! by evangeline_marie
	Meepits - World Conquerors with "Adorable Buckteeth" Meepits are indeed dangerous creatures. by serissa98
	Dueling Quills: Usuki vs. Quiguki "Usuki are so disgustingly pink and girly! I may be a girl but I can't stand that pinkness! Quiguki are so much better." Also by nativsis by yoyote
	Feeding Picky Meepits: A Guide to Meepit Juice Break Meepits are picky little creatures! They will drink anything, but they really love the juice that matches their own color. by faithstarlite

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