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The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies Guide

All you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for?

by zuziafruzia
Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends

Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...

by indulgences
The Icy Guide to Rink Runner

Do you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you...

by lcarlyle
Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie

So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!

by fluffy645385
Cheap, Easy Neohome Decorating

Okay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...

by jessorama
The Hunt for the Missing Link

The latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.

by benjamin97
The Buzzer Game: The Guide

You have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.

by star138
The Tyrannian Music Festival

The Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest...

by xscissorsforhandsx
Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War

It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...

by surath
The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?

But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?

by ubquitous
 
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"Ceasarini Angelini" by concertogreat_8
Ceasarini Angelini slept in his new house. Tomorrow, he told himself, I will plant my potatoes. The next day, he did just that. First, he pulled up all the weeds. "Goodbye, weeds," he told them. "It was lovely talking to you, but I am afraid my potatoes need..."




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Scarblade's Game
Bilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...

by fuzzy_socks4

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A Twist of Fortune
She stood and grabbed a large bag of Neopoints. "Well, I'm going shopping. I'll be right back..."

by kirsche474

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The Underground: Part Two
He stared at the empty petpet bed, unable to move, hardly able to breathe. His petpet, his best friend. They had stolen him. They'd stolen something far more precious than a material item. That was it! That was going too far!

by ayame_23

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Ice Cream: Part Three
That day she had ice cream for lunch, breakfast, and dinner. That night she dreamed four kinds of killer ice cream...

by sikki_lo

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Doodle: Customization Fun
Customization has its problems...

Clever idea by dark_slammer

by flame_shadow_


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Silly Veespa
Then you finally jump on one of my petpets?!?!

by lacreamosa



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