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Wonderful Weewoos: A Personality Test

Have you ever wondered what species of Petpet you’d be if you were a Petpet? Why not a Weewoo? They’re cute, intelligent, and sing beautiful melodies. Of course, they come in a variety of gorgeous hues at the Petpet Puddle. In honour of the 975th edition of the Neopian Times, this article is a personality test which will show you which colour of Weewoo you are destined to be. The questions are below: 1. Which of the following Neopian eateries is your favorite? a. Grundo’s Café. I want a Sloth Pudding Cup—other desserts are puny in comparison! b. The Golden Dubloon. Me wants a Land Lubber, and ye be walking the plank if ye don’t bring me one, yarr! c. Kelp. The food is so eclectic, elegant, and tasty! d. The Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop. Who wouldn’t love a sugary treat on a jolly winter day? e. Faerie Foods. Everything tastes better with faerie magic. f. Merifoods, but the food has to be gourmet. Regular food is for peasants! 2. Which Neopian land would you like to visit on your next vacation? a. Virtupets Space Station. I must see Dr. Sloth, my revered creator. b. Krawk Island. Me wants to search the shore and play with all the other little nippers! c. Maraqua. I love to swim! d. Terror Mountain. The place is so jolly and festive, and I love playing in the snow! e. Faerieland. Despite being literally grounded, this location is simply magical! f. Meridell. Maybe I can take over the role of King Skarl someday! *mischievous grin* 3. You have some Neopoints to spend, and are asked...

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