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Paint Brush Problem #221

Glowing Neopets should approach sleepovers with caution.

Also by waning.

by sophieauditore

Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 4

Well then, I feel better already!

by twillieblossom
Happenstance #2

The Black Pteri sits on a fence post...

by chakpool
Powered By Asparagus...Or Not?

He looks like asparagus, so he MUST be allergic to them...oh!

by starsbc
Royal Pain

We can't continue like this!

by winner19955
PC Adventures I: A Matter of Paints

Let's see what amazingly diverse colors and paints Neopia's Pound Chat (PC) has to offer! Well, we'll see about that.

by mandy_wong
Balloons for Sale!

Only 5,000 NP!

by pinkcrown123
Too Much of Sarcasm?

What you say is what you get!

by icygirl2005
NeoPaper: Making Petpages

Notice how the name is slightly inaccurate?

by mbredboy31
(IN)SANE - Isn't it Obvious?

Hey, at least Jub's hair keeps getting more and more fabulous!

by _under_scores_
Results May Vary: Junk Food

...with a diet Neocola, please.

by return_of_itsy
Look On The Bright Side

Is that really a bright side?

by goldensif
The Perks of Having Petpets: Cold in Happy Valley

A petpet jumps into action when his owner admits to being cold - it's the thought that counts!

by xirco
Forever Frozen

The trivia begins...

by pie_man_aa
A Ghoul's Infatuation

When my Neopets ask for help...

by innosently
 
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"The Mutant Conspiracy" by fleurdust
The boards creaked under the young Shadow Kyrii’s feet, and she paused, testing out their strength before putting her full weight down. After the night she’d had, the last thing Kyra Talehunter needed was to plunge through a rotten pier and into the icy Krawkian sea. Warf Wharf at night holds all sorts of disquieting things, and even though Kyra had come prepared (pockets stuffed with Dubloons, a trained Pawkeet so she looked a little less like a complete tourist, and a scowl she’d spent hours practising to deter most unsavoury passers-by), she'd found herself well out of her depth. The Pawkeet had flown away in about three seconds, squawking something about ‘pieces of eight’; she’d lost all but a handful of her Dubloons playing a confusing game called Krawps, the rules of which she suspected her pirate opponents were making up as they went along; and her scowl had disintegrated into a look of exhausted and terrified despair. All she wanted was a story for Mutant Day. As a Junior Reporter for the Kiko Lake Herald, she was normally tasked with writing fluff and filler—10 Ways Landelbrot Is Ripping You Off, 21 Things You Never Knew About The Altador Cup—Number 9 Will TERRIFY You!--and she was beyond tired of it. Her latest lead, if it panned out, was her chance to catapult herself onto the front page and beyond. The Neopian Times would be in her sights, if only she could get this scoop. Kyra had dragged herself all the way out here looking for some place called Peg Leg Paddy’s, because according to a tip-off, that was where her source was likely to be. Clenching her teeth to stop them from chattering, she squinted up at the sign above her. It might have been a green and gold shamrock, as she'd been told to look out for, but it was hard to tell through all the scratches and faded paint. It might also have been a seasick Bearog. Steeling herself, she pushed open the door anyway.




Other Stories


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Before the Fall: A Dark Faerie Story
“Aethia, please see me after class.” My heart thudded unevenly as I slunk down a little further in my seat. I was surely in trouble, and not academically. Yesterday I’d had my fourth fight of the week… and it was only Wednesday.

by darigankat

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The Mutant Conspiracy
Junior Reporter Kyra Talehunter, hot on the trail of a scorching story, goes in search of a mysterious Mutant.

by fleurdust

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If the Forgotten Shore Really Forgotten?
If you’re an avid adventurer you’ve probably know about the Forgotten Shore. It’s that lonely stretch of beach on Krawk Island that presents Neopians with the chance to pick up items of considerable worth. But all this begs the question; if there is a cache of hidden wealth on this shore, is it really forgotten?

by trixietrotter

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Erin’s Extreme Game Avatar Guide: Volcano Run II
Volcano Run II is an incredibly difficult avatar that requires a lot of practice and skill. Even the most determined of gamers have struggled with this one. Here are some tips to help you on your quest to collect this fiery avatar and get one step closer to your avatar goals.

by krazypinkgurl

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Orlitz and the Search for the Emerald Crown: Part Seven
They had been rattling dice and moving tiny figurines over a cardboard path for nearly half an hour now. Iskeen enjoyed board games as much as the next Neopet, but her tolerance did have a limit. Besides, it didn’t help that Julian had a competitive streak larger than the Snowager.

by josephinefarine

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Undead Rising: Part Two
Bernard and the Lenny stared at each other for a few moments before either of them reacted. The Lenny was not much to look at: tattered clothing and a ghostly tail replacing his legs, similar to most ghosts that wandered around. The amulet was the one thing that stood out on him…

by yoshisislandbandit



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