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	Faerieland Employment Agency: Guide to Riches Well, I assume you are reading this article because you want to learn more about the Faerieland Employment Agency by silly_sarah614
	Why Yes, I am Quite Cheap. Embrace your inner cheapskate! by chicenhog
	Top Ten Beauty Myths Revealed! Because Unis put in so much effort in grooming themselves, we should be known as Neopia's CLEANEST pets, NOT the most vain! by thorndie
	A Guide to Writing: Guides and other Articles Articles are the kings of the Neopian Times. They are simple to write, enjoyable and helpful to read, and ANYONE can come up with one. by danielleplicka
	5 Steps to Dominating Neopia Excellent. You are now my apprentice. I shall call you Bob. by cloudpuffpuff
	Jetsam Day Is Friday. Are You Prepared? Why are the once so abundant Jetsam now on the limited edition list? by cloud411908

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"What Are Hot Dogs Made Of?" by khirstal123
"What is this?" Morrissey asked rhetorically in exasperation, picking at the plate of meat his cousin had shoved at him. The school kitchens didn't have any vegetarian choice at all that day and he was quite hungry but under no circumstances would he be eating this...

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Those Pesky Neopets!: Malkus Vile Returns
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Asparagus and Arguments
Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance.

by jubub33

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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part One
Valka: Commander Valka to Gorix; I need a volunteer.

Gorix: Gorix back to Valka; I read you loud and clear.

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Island's Own: Part Nine
About a foot away was a dark green polished stone, too opaque to be a jewel, but the right size nonetheless. I lunged for it.

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The Amazing Analyst
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A Spooky Halloween, part 2
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