Lame Pun: Getting A Head In Life: Part 1

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Elephante Jokes! (...part One)
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The Price of Beauty: Part Two
As I stepped into the glowing candlelight, I heard an audible gasp from the crowd. And gasp they might, for I was that striking. The mirror had shown me, and the mirror did not lie.

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For every delicious fragrance, there is at least one other that is disgusting in smell.

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The Harsh Reality for Mutants
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