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Gourmet Club

Come, Neopians! Join the club!

by asteriondawn
Pile o' Bones: Volunteer work!

HappyEXE just loves to help out

by cassanthia
Losing Track

Careful reading horror stories in the dark! Collab with justinballin

by nucular_dude
Be carefull what you wish for

Once upon a time, a Baby Buzz had a dream...

by hakkeke0909
Neopia Noir

A deadly game of Deadly Dice can only end one way... maybe.

by gloomyhalloumi
Usuki Mania

Gotta collect em all... oh... Oops! Collab with a_panda_bear

by flames_unleashed
A Little Lost

Keep your friends close.

by periodicage
Unchained Melody

Kadoatie love. Blazing ahead.

by deadzzi
Ink: Untraditional - Part 2

First day back, huh?

by june_scarlet
Efficient & Good for the Environment

Sometimes having an always hungry friend can come in handy!

by schwarzes_schaaf
Wishing a Wish

Time to make a wish! Collab with ella171rose

by betti666
Kad Overfeeding

A tale of a mew too many.

by treeword
The Tournament Pt 13

Collab with luc187 & nostalgicneopian

by kuroneko_kitty
Adventures in Attaching Petpetpets

You never know what they'll like

by logical_loophole
How Old is Neopia?

What year is it?

by tylerhuyser
 
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"Programming" by pikapi20
Doctor Neggistential's Laboratory was a wonder to behold. Located off the beaten track that led from the west of the Neopian Marketplace and below a deceptively ordinary abode, it was in his spacious basement that the finest of the Yellow Blumaroo's work was undertaken. Walls covered in flashing buttons and shiny lights with inventions scattered about both on worktops and stored in boxes for future finetuning, you couldn't look in any direction without your eyes landing on another curiosity or your ears hearing a persistent whirring sound. It was very much his happy place. That too of his White Doglefox called Erick, who was curled up in a ball below a pile of Cyber Neggs. Unfortunately, his guest just wasn't as enamoured by the many attractions. Sat hunched over atop a large cardboard box of unsold Plushie Jetpacks, his feet not quite reaching the floor, Topsi's pastel pink eyes were instead being entertained by the twiddling of his thumbs. A frown stubbornly etched on the Pink Cybunny's face. The Inventor sighed softly. Before choosing to take a reassuringly upbeat tone. "I don't know what to tell you, my boy," he enthused as sympathetically as he could, "but all of your test results have come back well within the normal range!" His patient flashed him an irked look. "Okay, yes, normal is relative and it's not like I have a baseline for what you were like before the... incident... or even for folks of your... composition... but I assure you you're right as rain!"




Other Stories


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No Regrets
“We received reports today that Neopians across the globe have been turning Grey,” Allan told his wife Ruth, one early spring night.

by 77thbigby

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Lady Claret of Dunhall
There once was a lady of Dunhall, who had to put on a shawl, lace up her corset, and head for the banquet...

by precious_katuch14

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A Beginner’s Guide to Modern Stamp Collecting
Have you recently returned to Neopets, only to feel that familiar spark of nostalgia the moment you saw those elusive stamp avatars being used on the Neoboards? Collab with heart_stealer292

by acherub

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The Void Within Episode One: A Retrospective
The Void Within swept through Neopia last year, grey-scaling and leaking purple essence in various Neopian communities, encouraging Pets to accept the call to arms against the Voidling invaders and/or to volunteer to care for the injured.

by rielcz

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Artefact Hunters: Draikfang
The good news was, it wasn’t hard to dodge the fireball from such a great distance. Thumbnail by twillieblossom

by sporty2443

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The Chronicles of a Young Fyora: The Beginning
As their first semester at the Faerieland Academy marched on, both Fyora and Taelia grew their magical knowledge, strengthened their powers, and made many friends along the way, including Baelia...

by i_lovee_icecream



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