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 |  | A Tiny AdventureHaving nothing to lose, I started drinking a vial full of this mixture. After drinking about half of it, I felt somehow queasy... 
 by pokemon_lunatic
 |  |  | The Joys of MaraquaSuddenly, a wave of sadness washed over her. It had always been her dream to swim proficiently, but she had soon faced the hard facts: Aishas couldn't swim... 
 by your_poogle_pal
 |  |  | Sand BallsI retracted my cool Kougra claws, double checked my lightning-streaked fur for sand, and strolled along the beach, while my owner was off searching the Deserted Tomb. Then, as I saw some sand balls, I got the perfect idea: Sand balls! How am I this creative? Also by extreme_fj0rd
 by goosher
 |  |  | A Sprinkling of TroubleAlso known as "Operation SOCKS" 
 by bird_brain312
 |  |  | Inside the CrateLyssa snapped her fingers. "Of course!" She frowned. "But do we have enough Neopoints?" 
 by jayandcourtneyk
 |  |  | The Jelly Ones"Are you going to stop any time soon or am I going to have to pounce on you?" asked Teresa... 
 by kotahkue
 |  |  | Fun at the Fairground"Why would we go to Roo Island? Did you think we were visiting the merry go round there? No, we're going to a real circus, the Deserted Fairground!" 
 by mystery_island111223
 |  |  | Boring Old YellowA basic colour – how she hated it! She had been the same colour at birth and never changed. Boring old yellow. 
 by rubizad
 |  |  | Experimenting with IdentityFrom time to time a subdued cackle was heard, accompanied by hums and whirrs. This was where identities were forged, worn, and discarded... 
 by yoyote
 |  |  | Easter in the Gnome Underground"I was going to send you on a pointless gnome quest and erase your memories after you're back on the surface with the book, but I have a much better plan..." 
 by myfallenrevival4
 |  |  | The ProjectShe knew it was wrong of her, but she couldn't stop herself from staring at every Green Uni that passed... 
 by douleur
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 Hopefully, though, you have not come to disown, but to be that shining ray of sun and take home a petrified little pet. But wait--! Are you truly ready for this? As kind of an act as it is, once you adopt a Neopet, there's no going back. Before you make your final choice, make sure you can say yes to each one of the following questions... 
 
 
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